by patrickscheen Everyone hates slow walkers. I do too. They are the bane of my existence—the scourge of this campus. Every day I look up to the heavens and pray that people will pick up the fucking pace…but to no… Read More ›
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veggies vs nuggets
by emmaburns The other day my friend and I decided to dine together at one of the finest eating establishments on campus. I am of course talking about Harris Millis dining hall -perhaps better known as the Grundle. In an… Read More ›
alexa demie is a cryptid? sam levinson confirms public speculation
by kwosahnt Twitter users are currently investigating Euphoria actor Alexa Demie’s origins due to her Wikipedia page leaving out important details of her life, one namely being her age. Could this be due to privacy reasons, or is the star… Read More ›
m&m is still fuckable
By eminem It’s old news that Tucker Carlson is an idiot. From racism to misogyny, homophobia to the dismissal of pedophilia, Carlson spouts factless word vomit into the void via the Fox News program. However, recently, he has made a… Read More ›
jebus died for our sims
by elizaligon I started playing the Sims a few weeks ago. Did y’all know about this? The first game in the series came out in 2000. I’m obsessed; it all started when my roommate Freddie told me that he could… Read More ›
rupaul still hates latinos
by mattmcgotty Any queer in the know is aware of the monstrosity that is RuPaul’s personality. As goes with any celebrity whose gimmick is their radiant positivity, it is only natural that there is a much more sinister side… Read More ›
kinks of the muppets
by emmaburns It’s officially December, which means the holiday season is in full swing. And with the holidays comes a near-infinite supply of season-specific media filled withed beloved childhood characters and their adorable antics. Arguably the most famous group of… Read More ›
why we should put our parents in the metaverse
by d.orkin Facebook is for old people, this much is true. It preys on their need for interaction and connects millions of boomers across the world in perfect harmony. I call this portion of the population “Facebook Age.” Young enough… Read More ›
yerba takes the kink test
by kwosahnt Yerba Mate. The glue that sticks this campus together, the beverage that quenches our thirst for academic validation. Or so I’ve heard. I’ve been to UVM for a year and half now and I haven’t had a sip… Read More ›
coming this summer, chris pratt
by garfieldlover The tragedy began long ago. At first it was innocent. He took on roles in Parks and Rec, Jurassic Park, and a few other original titles. Then he became a lego, increasing the price of the already overpriced… Read More ›