by sophiewolfe Have you ever wondered how to become worse? Have you ever looked at yourself and thought, yeah, it’s okay, but if only i could be just a bit more insufferable? I have a simple solution for you, you… Read More ›
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world premiere of uvm: season 3
by ljmontgomery Hi cats and kittens! It’s a brand new season, and us cats are showing up for it this year, in a big way! This new year was full of promise. Luckily, a few things from last season didn’t… Read More ›
the tale of a man & his special master
by bs On September 5th it was announced that Donald Trump received a US district judge’s approval to have a Special Master step in to review “his” documents. So what the fuck does that actually mean? A Special Master is… Read More ›
ode to my dear toaster
By lucypowell Just a few days ago, I began the grieving process. I lost someone that I was very close with; someone I saw everyday without fail. They supported me and were fueled by spirits day after day. I am… Read More ›
the case against birds
By ilovelargewindowsandotherreflectivesurfaces99 I’m sure many of us have heard about the Birds Aren’t Real “Conspiracy Theory”. FFS the Times has written a piece about it. The creator was interviewed on the Daily. We can all get a laugh from the… Read More ›
I love my mom but holy fuck someone needs to take her apple watch
by katlipari Believe me, I love my mom, she’s great! I can easily say, best mom I’ve ever had, no complaints! But if I had to complain, I would. And that would be my problem with her Apple Watch. Ever… Read More ›
i can’t osmosis :(
by elizaligon I have recently become painfully aware of one of the many great shortcomings of humankind. I have to drink water, or I will not be hydrated…??? Shocking revelation, I know, and you may be doubting its basis, but… Read More ›
what is I had stilts?
by patrickscheen Everyone hates slow walkers. I do too. They are the bane of my existence—the scourge of this campus. Every day I look up to the heavens and pray that people will pick up the fucking pace…but to no… Read More ›
veggies vs nuggets
by emmaburns The other day my friend and I decided to dine together at one of the finest eating establishments on campus. I am of course talking about Harris Millis dining hall -perhaps better known as the Grundle. In an… Read More ›
alexa demie is a cryptid? sam levinson confirms public speculation
by kwosahnt Twitter users are currently investigating Euphoria actor Alexa Demie’s origins due to her Wikipedia page leaving out important details of her life, one namely being her age. Could this be due to privacy reasons, or is the star… Read More ›