by theriddeller Alass! The green hills of the stoic University of Vermont campus are graced by a cavalcade of new and intrepid adventurers who seek to test wicked steel in the Historical Fencing Club. I too was once tantalized by… Read More ›
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i’m sorry, mate
by abrit I’ve actually always been quite adverse to the sound of balloons popping. It’s a noise that scared me as a child. On this day though, the crowd was going wild with every wig thrown and body slammed. Something… Read More ›
le$bian seagulls: the homosexual agenda
by pucylowell Ornithologists and lesbians everywhere, LISTEN UP. Back in 1977, The New York Times published an article titled “Extensive Homosexuality Is Found Among Seagulls Off the Coast of California”. Yes, you read that correctly. Researchers George and Molly Hunt… Read More ›
colleen hoover vs god
by oedipussy Imagine my surprise when I open my New York Times app to a startling photo of a middle-aged woman, staring through the screen with those piercing gen-x eyes. Who is it? Colleen Hoover. The New York Times was… Read More ›
woman has misanthropic thoughts (shocking)
by maliajaffrani It’s just another Friday night where I am sitting alone in the bath, drinking another bottle of wine, scrolling through Tinder after I’ve redownloaded it for the fifth time after completely deleting my account. I’m bored, dissatisfied. I… Read More ›
overwhelmed by tyranny because my landlord exists
by xandersanders “OMG you had a shitty experience with your landlord? You’re so special that has never happened to anyone else ever…” To that I say, yes, I am not like other girls :). So let’s dive in. I moved… Read More ›
uh oh, my ghost is actually god?
by owencarpenter-zehe I first began to feel suspicious of a haunting when objects around the house began to disappear. I’d place my mug on the counter, turn my back, then poof it would be gone. The drawer to my desk… Read More ›
a message of welcome… to the students… of the future
by erintroiana Dear Prospective UVM Class of 2027, We know the college application process has made life into a lit crazy movie and things are intense, so we thought that we’d share some information to help you with your decision… Read More ›
off with their heads (metaphorically)
by thewhiterabbit I have nine roommates. This past Friday, we hosted a dinner. What is described here is not an exaggeration. All but one of our thirteen pots were used. The utensil drawer swung open, empty and the cabinets held… Read More ›
heartbreaking: can’t eat scorpion
by maxlevy From tales of snow white, to the simple canary who warns the coal miner of impending doom: humans have always dreamt of animals that can communicate. But i don’t know why people would ever dream of that, because… Read More ›