by paigemann This is a love letter to Jeanne Mance. While some say living in Jeanne Mance is hell, I would say it is my heaven. Oh, my dear Jeanne Mance. While I have never stepped foot through her doors… Read More ›
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honor the pregame
by mattmcgotty In a recent study conducted by the University of Vermont, researchers concluded that weekly partying was directly linked to self-fulfillment. This study, fully funded by the gradually dying cult Greek Life Ltd., was allegedly carried out in an… Read More ›
what your halloween costume says about your sex life
by cumslut Choosing what you are going to be for halloween is a big deal: you are giving yourself a totally different persona. But this so-called different persona or character that you pick says a lot about you. Especially about… Read More ›
to treat or not to treat
by mattmcgotty There is no greater paradox than the American college student. The culmination of 13 years of receiving numbers (note: the lack of the verb learning) that separate the intelligent from the blank all just to go to an… Read More ›
a witch’s guide for coming out of the broom closet
By adriannacartier and maliajaffrani Have you ever wondered what it takes to become a witch? If you’ve ever found yourself brewing up a bubbling cauldron of secrets and spells while your friends and family remain blissfully unaware, you’re not… Read More ›
f35 jets come out (not clickbait)
by jaketurnerchan When Katy Perry sang “This is a part of me that you’re never gonna ever take away from me” standing beneath a parachuted American flag on an air force base, she was expressing solidarity with those who fall… Read More ›
the white lotus takes barcelona
by mattmcgotty There is truly no other feeling compared to traveling to another country to study abroad. But trust me, depending on who you ask, this is not the flex you think it is. There I was, four months later… Read More ›
unfortunate cookies
by krog Exhaustion. Nausea. Loathing. Hangxiety. The sound of your alarm blaring at 11am while you lay in bed contemplating whether or not turning it off is worth the effort of moving. So you do what you do almost every… Read More ›
swords… and lords
by theriddeller Alass! The green hills of the stoic University of Vermont campus are graced by a cavalcade of new and intrepid adventurers who seek to test wicked steel in the Historical Fencing Club. I too was once tantalized by… Read More ›
i’m sorry, mate
by abrit I’ve actually always been quite adverse to the sound of balloons popping. It’s a noise that scared me as a child. On this day though, the crowd was going wild with every wig thrown and body slammed. Something… Read More ›