by bemmy Sleeping in the dark without a night light can be scary. You never know what’s under the bed or lurking in the shadows and if it’s coming to steal your kidneys! Yes, nighttime can be scary, especially when… Read More ›
April Fools 2023
jack and the beanstalk: the magic power of beans
by mayas I am sure most of you all are familiar with the famous fairy tale of Jack and the Beanstalk. Jack was a poor boy who lived with his widowed mother. One day his mother asked Jack to sell… Read More ›
how uvm animals beat the cold
by soygirl Brr! Vermont has seen some pretty cold days so far this winter. Have you been keeping warm? We hope so! Some of the furry friends around campus have their own tips and tricks for staying toasty. Rallycat: Warm… Read More ›
burlington skunks tied in with owl city
by d.orkin Late night walks were essential in the age of high Covid. The only respite from the claustrophobic interior was the great outdoors. The glorious view from outside Simpson Dining hall was beckoning me into that great old forest…. Read More ›
bird facts
by b.s. There are five types of birds: black, red, blue, yellow, brown Birds only eat worms Some birds don’t fly because they drive instead Birds can live all over the world: in parking lots, in your house Seagulls are… Read More ›
which bowl are you?
by zoewilson As an appreciator of art, one of my favorite online window shopping activities is scrolling through the endless options under the Etsy keywords, “unique bowl weed”. Take this quiz to find out which goofy piece of glassware embodies… Read More ›
ramen edibles
by matts Hey, kids! Do you love edibles but hate the complicated process of actually making them? Wishyou could easily experience euphoria at 2 AM in the comfort of your dorm room? I know I do!Our next recipe combines the… Read More ›
snacks to try when you’re zooted
by titty.tino Hey kids! The other night I got higher than the Empire State, in the words of the late great band Fun. feat. Janelle Monáe, and decided to do a full review and critique of the various snacks I… Read More ›
ranch recipe
by b.s. Ingredients Barilla mini wheels (normal amount) Hidden valley ranch dressing (normal amount)
the ipad kid
by d.orkin The room was bathed in the golden sunlight of Sunday morning. The pancake house was filled with the crowd of the weekend, mostly hungover from a vibrant Saturday night. There was a pungent coffee and sugar scent wafting… Read More ›