bird facts

by b.s.

There are five types of birds: black, red, blue, yellow, brown

Birds only eat worms

Some birds don’t fly because they drive instead

Birds can live all over the world: in parking lots, in your house

Seagulls are not birds, they are rodents

Some birds can have hundreds of different songs, these are purchased individually on iTunes because birds have really small brains

Albatrosses can live to be 25 years old, so if you see one ask him if he remembers 9/11

One time my stepmom had a crow in her basement, it died

If you leave bird seed in your car you will get mice

Categories: April Fools 2023, bs, cedulie benoit-smith

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