by b.s.
There are five types of birds: black, red, blue, yellow, brown
Birds only eat worms
Some birds don’t fly because they drive instead
Birds can live all over the world: in parking lots, in your house
Seagulls are not birds, they are rodents
Some birds can have hundreds of different songs, these are purchased individually on iTunes because birds have really small brains
Albatrosses can live to be 25 years old, so if you see one ask him if he remembers 9/11
One time my stepmom had a crow in her basement, it died
If you leave bird seed in your car you will get mice
Categories: April Fools 2023, bs, cedulie benoit-smith