by theassociatedpress WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) — This morning, March 9, 2021, a second attack occurred on the Capitol Building, reminiscent of the attack on Jan. 6. The attack started at around 11:45 a.m. and was led by a number of… Read More ›
march 9 2021
you are not worth microchipping
by thunderfuckmclovin It’s vaccine szn baby! While this might mean things are looking up, (the U.S. is at its lowest seven-day average of new cases since October), we are in no way out of the woods. Still, there is light… Read More ›
what’s up with the water tower?
by benduhamel I’m sure by now you’ve seen the eyesore our lovely lady has become. I mean it was impossible to miss the water tower being covered with what looked like a shower curtain for a few weeks last semester…. Read More ›
bite bites (and is powered by human souls)
by keanwean You’re sitting there on your computer, your Teams meeting turned down to the lowest volume while you’re watching TikToks and probably scratching your crotch when something suddenly grumbles. Your stomach! God forbid you’re a bit hungry! Your fingers… Read More ›
dining hall review: a study in ice, baby
by kellyrobinette Everyone knows the major food groups: whatever the normal ones are and ice. The key to any good diet is ice, and I take my ice consumption very seriously. The best part of my day is sitting down… Read More ›
what’s in your head while giving head?
by wtstaff So sex. Oral intercourse specifically. Fornication of the mouth. Pleasure from mouth and tongue to genetalia. Head 🙂 . A nice quiet time activity for you and your partner. During all that quiet time, a lot can pass… Read More ›
dos and don’ts of the covid wait line
by kelseydeemer With testing ramping up to two tests a week, UVM students are spending more time in the davis center COVID line than ever. It’s our duty at the water tower to supply students with entertainment, especially in boring… Read More ›
the vice provost of student affairs to snowmobile freestylist pipeline
by owencarpenter-zehe As you are all aware, it has been 34 days since the light in UVM life went away: Annie Stevens’s the former Vice Provost of Student Affairs, retired after twenty-three years at this institution. The day after she… Read More ›
ch-ch-ch-changes or a m-m-mental break?
by sophiespencer As a harsh winter fades slowly and falsely into mud season, I am tired. I am tired of the everyday bundle, of the necessity to brace myself as I step out of any indoor enclosure, of the monotony… Read More ›
sex and the city: the straightie’s gift that keeps on giving
by katierearden BEWARE! This review contains spoilers eliza ligon But for the first few years of my sentient existence, I had a life filled of the HBO hit. Yes, it’s true, my mother was a white 30 something in the… Read More ›