by joebortner As of late, I’ve been going through the filmography of the Wachowski sisters–best known for directing blockbusters such as the 1999 hit The Matrix or the cult Netflix series Sense8. The Matrix movies have always been a glaring… Read More ›
trash
better bad statues
by wtstaff UVM has bad statues. We can come up with ones just as bad but better 🙂 The earwax wall. Like the gum wall in Seattle but earwax Huge and I mean HUGE UVM letters in stone like 50… Read More ›
legal advertisement
by b.s.
the ear, hear something weird? send it in, we’ll print it
submit to the ear! Campusfriend daps other friend upfriend 1: do you moisturize?friend 2: no my hands are just always fucking sweatyDowntown Drinkiesconcerned friend: dude what took you so long buying thebeer?entrepreneur: I was using the gift card from my… Read More ›
gregslist, like craigslist but worse
Ive got thirty two industrial sink spouts. Looking to sell strictly toSubway franchises. Contact at eight oh 2, three six 4, 12 three 4I am looking for a Twin XS mattress! No, there is no typo, I am NOTlooking for… Read More ›
etsy taxidermy
by samstillman Etsy has something for everyone. You can buy candles, stickers, paintings, pottery, and hell, you can purchase a beautifully knit wool sweater for your new friend from the south who didn’t understand that it snows in Vermont in… Read More ›
letter of love to ads
by owencarpenter Dearest beloved, It is a normal day, I am sitting around in my online class and bored out of my mind. Eagerly watching time tick by at a snail’s pace. I try playing a game on my phone,… Read More ›
the water tower official drinking game
by kelseydeemer objective: to get plastered, sloshed, fully shitfaced, to not simply get trashed, but to become the trash and to take yourself outside at the end of the night. and to be kind <3. set up: players sit in… Read More ›
corona robo-sex-suit
by cdcagent
buff stuff
by samanthastillman