UVM has bad statues. We can come up with ones just as bad but better 🙂
The earwax wall. Like the gum wall in Seattle but earwax
Huge and I mean HUGE UVM letters in stone like 50 feet tall stone letters
An overly Hunky Rally statue (at least an 8 pack)
Tribute to the late Alan Rickman
A second, slightly smaller Tango, named ‘it takes 2 to tango’/ ‘2 tango, 2 furious’
Cristo Redentor sized statue of Suresh
A life-size recreation of the city of Zion from the matrix trilogy
More dementors. Those are some sexy statues.
A statue of Alexander Crowell, the person who shot the last living Catamount in Vermont
Maybe like some actual recognition and dedication to the Abenaki people…
Ben Affleck did go here for a semester but he can only be depicted as he was in Gone Girl. Actually, let’s have him laying on the ground and Rosamund Pike stepping on his windpipe. #girlboss
Joseph Smith. UVM enforced Mormonism: it’s just a matter of time.
We should have a permanent tractor pull on the soccer field to commemorate John Deere, a Vermont hero.
More balls. Lars Fisk (father of the bus ball) has several more balls to choose from for future art installation
Diorama of the little town from Rango
Buddy Valastro, the Cake Boss
Monument to all the serial killers of Vermont (Ted Bundy, H.H. Holmes, Ben and Jerry, etc.)
An open fire hydrant (can never be closed)