by dearkitten Dear Kitten, One of my closest friends just transferred to a school abroad. I want to hear everything about their experience but I don’t want to be too overbearing. How do I find a balance? The time zone… Read More ›
trash
im scared
by katlipari Halloween is a scary time of the year, but September is an even scarier time. Hous- ing. AH! Scared myself there. Anyway I am scared because I do not have a place to live next year! So here… Read More ›
trials and tribulations of a ‘cuse trip
by catherinefauver This weekend, I dove to the front lines of investigative journalism to deliver water tower readers a scoop unlike any other. Yes, on a Friday afternoon I hauled ass for 5 hours in Santana (the 2004 Nissan sentra… Read More ›
add to your reading list: the book that killed bortner
by joebortner Hello–I’m Joe Bortner. If you know me, you might know that I can come off as a bit of a work addict. I love working! They should make some kind of word for people like me. In part,… Read More ›
the lowdown on dorm decor
by sarahandrews As the fall semester begins to ramp up, so do the uncomfortable visits to astranger’s dorm room. Whether it be a tinder hookup or a friend of a friend of afriend, I think we’ve all found ourselves staring… Read More ›
the center of the known universe
by owencarpenter-zehe
the argument for early risers.
by danelibler So what. So what I enjoy the simple qualities of life. I like the silence and pace of early mornings. I like not only the acceptance but the insistence on coffee. And I like the hope. Goddamn, I… Read More ›
licorice pizza review
by keilanbarberThis movie was great. But I just didn’t understand why there weren’t many dogs. In modern day cinema, dogs play a dominant role in most movies, if not all movies. Even some music tends to have dog themes, such… Read More ›
Shark Shopping for Produce
by kelseydeemer Forbidden from meat he glides over faulty current sensors, pauses, shakes his tail, and proceeds. His choices are presented in order: berries then root vegetables then leafy greens lightly misted with carbon dioxide. He should be good. He… Read More ›
a definitive ranking of toilet paper substitutes
by hanspooter Recently, in my sustainability class, we learned about the environmental impact of toilet paper. Did you know that americans use over 10,000 tons of toilet paper everyday? That’s a shitload. So, as a frequent pooper and Grundle regular,… Read More ›