by hugecoldplayfan All bitches know is smoke weed, listen to Coldplay and lie. This is a truth universally acknowledged, or at least acknowledged by my roommates and I, ever since that fateful evening in September of 2020. We did not… Read More ›
vol 24
smoke sesh with suresh
by katlipari POV: You’re in Suresh’s mansion, other than what has been seen on the news about the $1.3 million renovations done to the President’s house, the public does not know much about this estate. You will find similarities to… Read More ›
blazing through umall
by herbash There are few structures left in this world that can provide a truly life-changing experience for the person who visits. The Vatican, Machu Picchu, The UVM ROTC Building, but none of these triumphs of human accomplishment can compare… Read More ›
i’m not a stoner but…
by emmaburns It seems safe to say that UVM is a weed school. Coming into my first on-campus semester, I knew that UVM was going to have a pretty heavy cannabis presence but I did not understand just how heavy…. Read More ›
(i can’t quite recall) what i learned today
by fuhrgetminót On the 19th of April, year of our Lord, two thousand and twenty-one, in what can only be described as the reception of a gift from up on high, I achieved a breakthrough so utterly reality-shifting that I… Read More ›
kids can be dealers too
by coughcoughcough Me and my brother were always different. I went left, he went right, I zigged, he zagged, you get the point. One of the key differences between us growing up was that, from time to time, just for… Read More ›
dreams and nightmares: blunt rotation
by wtstaff You already know the vibes. Who gets passed the woods and who gets passed in the rotation. NIGHTMARE Aaron Kyro, Tom Cruise, Elizabeth Moss, Chick Corea Scientologist legends. They would probably fake inhale, get you too high on… Read More ›
why hate when you could…
by danelibler
do more coke
by danelibler
recipe corner: herb-infused mayo
by mayoman You’ve just taken several heroic hits from your housemate’s 20-inch bong. The munchies have set in. Your Uber eats order is on its way, a car entirely loaded to the brim with fries. In excitement and preparation for… Read More ›