by sophiewolfe On the morning of April 23rd, 2021, at her home in Burlington, Vermont, student and all around decent person Sophie Wolfe discovered a giant hole in her left sock, roughly the size of a really fat acorn. Wolfe… Read More ›
vol 24
us and nk’s steamy snaps
by CIAinformantnumberone A few hours ago, the infamous hacker group “Anom-on-my-nuts” released CIA transcripts of diplomat discourse between the US and North Korea. The documents were classified as “nuclear negotiations” however the correspondence seems to be entirely between former president… Read More ›
are you a bed person or a hammock person?
by salivapussy-eyes & 3ballsbedwetter Beds. Hammocks. It’s good to sleep, no matter the equipment, but as we all know, the experiences are vastly different. This may or may not be a question of whether you prefer to sleep in a… Read More ›
whitney houston & the track selector
by mattmcgotty I’m the first person to admit how much of a control freak I am. In fact, you might even be inclined to claim that admitting to this personality trait is merely a manifestation of this desire to be… Read More ›
my “friends” are taking me to disney
by elizaligon When I was growing up, my mother’s single rule was “be cool.” This sounds pretty cut and dry, plain and simple, but “be cool” can carry a lot of varied meanings. A couple of examples might be “don’t… Read More ›
doom is a $60 album that comes with a game
by benduhamel and benbieri What is the single coolest thing you have ever done? Was it donating an afternoon to volunteer for a charitable cause? Going on a cross country road trip? Jumping off a cliff at oakledge into the… Read More ›
we need to talk about dilbert
by mattmcgotty As a nineteen-year-old whose only job since sophomore year has been a barista at my local Starbucks, the satirical, white-collar lives portrayed in the comic strip Dilbert, by Scott Adams has, naturally, always appealed to me. Maybe it… Read More ›
interview with a furry
by emmaburns Furries. They live among us as coworkers, friends, maybe even family. They thrive in online communities and absolutely ruin some of your favorite childhood TV shows with their sexualization of animals. But yet we know so little about… Read More ›
things that should be on your resume
by savinobarile The economy is booming, businesses are reopening, and the US of A has never been better. After a year we are all desperately trying to forget, undergrads are dusting off their occupational cobwebs and re-entering the job market…. Read More ›
real(ly) fake excuses
by wtstaff Some of these fake-sounding excuses are real, some of them are really fake. All of these explanations were sad excuses for an excuse. Each of these outlandish tales creates its own special anxieties for the unexpecting excuse-receiver. As… Read More ›