by sophiewolfe The beginning of November marks the occasion that I finally close my bedroom window and accept that it is no longer a feasible option to ‘let some air in’, though that is what my Jane Austen ass instincts… Read More ›
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the cyber cafe has risen again
by catherinefauver and sophiewolfe Cathy: As new 4th years, Sophie and I have seen UVM through many stages of insanity related to the way that the university handled COVID, and one of the true horrors that the pandemic brought was the… Read More ›
no more octobers (ever)!!!
by sophiewolfe Due to extremely poor behavior from the greater human population over the last several years, the Powers That Be (you know the ones) have come to the decision that this October, 2022, will be the last October ever…. Read More ›
how 2 be the worst kind of person on earth
by sophiewolfe Have you ever wondered how to become worse? Have you ever looked at yourself and thought, yeah, it’s okay, but if only i could be just a bit more insufferable? I have a simple solution for you, you… Read More ›
class of 2024’s summer of self-delusion
by sophiewolfe Breaking news: class of 2024 thinks they’re hot shit Sophie wolfe This past summer, Burlington neighborhoods were rocked by an infestation of a third kind. Neither rats nor cockroaches, but a big old horde of 20 year old… Read More ›
I miss joni mitchell
by sophiewolfe Ya’ll ever wish you had a river? You know, to skate away on? Yeah. That’s what I thought. You’re weeping just thinking about Joni Mitchell’s legendary monochromatic album Blue, which was removed, along with most of her catalog,… Read More ›
make it through april, if it kills you
by katiewynn April is a hectic time of the semester. Midterms roll in on the heels of spring break and the assignments don’t let up until the last moments of finals. For seniors, cramming for thesis defenses, planning for post-grad,… Read More ›
94th academy awards nominations announced!!
by sophiewolfe The 2022 Oscar Nominations are in, and this year’s ceremony is going to be the most thrilling one yet! The show will broadcast live Sunday March 27 on ABC, and will feature exclusive performances including Kirsten Dunst poorly… Read More ›