by b.s. Today, Wednesday November 16, the nation is still settling from the excitement of the 2022 midterms. The fallout has been near nuclear and in this political climate, it is imperative that the informed citizen gets their election coverage… Read More ›
by dorkin I walk slowly. My legs are short-ish, but I don’t make up for the difference with a quick pace or longer stride, I just remain in the back of the pack. It is an affliction that I grew… Read More ›
By: kimkardashian Nobody wants to work in this country anymore. Am I right? I think Kim Kardashian (queen of menial labor) put it best when she said “Get your fucking ass up and work.” Excellent and timeless advice from Kimberly,… Read More ›
by addisonschwarz & lilyjensen The other day here in Christie 114, Lily and I were having a fruitful conversation about our favorite mandela effects and how there aren’t any new, good ones out there. We looked through every Buzzfeed list… Read More ›
by owencarpenter-zehe You are a man; a man on the taller side of the man spectrum. You have shoulder-length black hair, to accompany your generally dark-colored wardrobe. Usually adorning black pants and if you are feeling you would mix things… Read More ›
by clairefagan The State of the Uni is quite alright in my opinion. Ice and snow have obscured the grass, we’re floating in the gulf between Groundhog’s day and Valentine’s day, and the omicron variant of covid has thrown a… Read More ›
by emmaburns Recently I discovered that if you sit down and decide to develop a god complex for yourself, even if it’s a mostly ironic decision, it is very possible that you will in fact end up with one. In… Read More ›
by elizaligon I started playing the Sims a few weeks ago. Did y’all know about this? The first game in the series came out in 2000. I’m obsessed; it all started when my roommate Freddie told me that he could… Read More ›
by b.s. I started playing Minecraft in 2012 on an iPod 4. My iPod used to get so hot it burned my hands, and I have the scars to prove it, Mojang branding. I have been a dedicated iOS Minecraft… Read More ›