by oedipussy As the fall air crisps and decaying leaves flood the sidewalks, there is no denying that winter is approaching. The first big snow and Athletic Campus ice rink are just around the corner! For many college students, winter… Read More ›
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movie review: she’s the man
by oedipussy If you are anything like me, Halloweekend absolutely chewed you up and spit you out. You may still feel a little hazy from a weekend spent in various moldy basements and have vowed never to go out again…. Read More ›
halloween hate mail (online exclusive)
Dear the person that destroyed my mailbox (by throwing a pumpkin at it), I still mourn the loss of my mailbox, it’s been 5 years and I still mourn. You took mischief night into your own hands that fateful night… Read More ›
interview: edgar allan poe (mullet edition)
by oedipussy Oedipussy (O): Today I have the honor and privilege to sit down with the late and great Edgar Allan Poe! And it’s not just any ordinary interview-today I will be chopping old Eddie up with a shag mullet!… Read More ›
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bing- oh! oh! oh!- the problem with mixing sex and competition
by oedipussy I love games. I am a competitive, intense rule-follower in all the wrong ways. So when, on a walk home from Sputie’s, my friends and I had the fantastic idea to make our sex lives into a game,… Read More ›
the boy who cried “jimmy carter is dead”
by oedipussy PLAINS, GA– Jimmy Carter is reportedly still very much alive. Born in 1924, The Peanut President will, god-willing, be turning 99 in October, making him the longest-living president in the United States. And, like many other 19-year-old girls,… Read More ›
a biased review of spikeball
by oedipussy Everybody knows it, everybody’s played it, and everybody has argued with a white man in a backward hat and salmon shorts about it. The game: spikeball, The objective: to slap a yellow ball at the ground without looking… Read More ›
the keefler elf
by oedipussy Once upon a time, deep in the Redstone pines, amid undergraduate stoners in five-panel hats and rainbow hammock lovers lived the kingpin of the forest: The Kiefler Elf. At a stature of 420 millimeters, The Kiefler Elf, or… Read More ›