by m477r1c3 not all noise is words and not all words are music and not all music is good. these are fundamental truths we all need to live by. i love noise! when i get high, i love noise even… Read More ›
matt rice
breaking: dangerous objects found in halloween candy
by m477r1c3 BURLINGTON, VT — Burlington Police Department warns public about dangerous foreign objects found in Halloween candy this year. “Trick or Treat!” a young child dressed in a hot pink inflatable Among Us crewmate costume screams. Looking up… Read More ›
the wild world of weed words
by m477r1c3 some words for weed are good. some words for weed are bad. here are my thoughts on the matter. acceptable: weed marijuana reefer ganja zigzag sploofy mary jane bud homunculus flower zlonkert homunculoid secretariat (the horse)… Read More ›
an evil bong is haunting me
by m477r1c3 Do not buy an evil bong. You might’ve heard of the hit movie series Evil Bong, complete with 8 main installations (Evil Bong, Evil Bong 2: King Bong, Evil Bong 3D: The Wrath of Bong, Evil Bong… Read More ›
bernie sanders hits blinkers and gropes ted cruz at theater performance
by m477r1c3 Burlington, VT – Bernie Sanders removed from Royall Tyler Theater’s Cats performance for chiefing dab pen and groping date partner Ted Cruz. A shocking scene, caught on CCTV cameras in the Royall Tyler Theater, took place Saturday… Read More ›