by maliajaffrani It is finally November. Happy semi-annual mid-semester slump! We have reached the time of year when 8:30 classes have become impossible, and 10:30s are pushing it. Don’t even get me started on 3:30 and 4:45 classes–those don’t… Read More ›
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which witch are you? ONLINE EXCLUSIVE QUIZ
by maliajaffrani What’s your favorite accessory to complete your witchy look? A black choker An elegant pendant A cute headband Vintage lace gloves A pointy hat A time-turner necklace A mystical gemstone ring Your idea of a perfect Saturday… Read More ›
a witch’s guide for coming out of the broom closet
By adriannacartier and maliajaffrani Have you ever wondered what it takes to become a witch? If you’ve ever found yourself brewing up a bubbling cauldron of secrets and spells while your friends and family remain blissfully unaware, you’re not… Read More ›
what’s in a lake champlain petri dish?
by maliajaffrani & titty.tino Let it be known that there have been otherworldly things found in Lake Champlain other than cyanobacteria and random body parts. Recently, a study has been done and the water has been inoculated on a petri dish… Read More ›
we’re so back (in billings)
by maliajaffrani Once again, the last weekend of August has rolled around to face us. Our lulling summer days are over, and school has begun. For the past three years, I have tried every spot on campus to find a… Read More ›
canada might be out to get me
by maliajaffrani Ô Canada! Terre de nos aïeux, Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux! Just kidding, I don’t know shit about French; Google Translate is my holy grail. My friends and I decided to go to Montreal for our… Read More ›
woman has misanthropic thoughts (shocking)
by maliajaffrani It’s just another Friday night where I am sitting alone in the bath, drinking another bottle of wine, scrolling through Tinder after I’ve redownloaded it for the fifth time after completely deleting my account. I’m bored, dissatisfied. I… Read More ›
ballet is killer!!! a review of suspiria (2018)
by maliajaffrani Suspiria (2018) is a lurid excuse to show female rage. Splotching themselves in skimpy red ropes, Suspiria (2018) is an unforgettably haunting ballet movie that will make you go, “What the actual hell did I just watch.” This… Read More ›