By pucylowell DREARY, VT—Breaking news! Today’s new story comes to you from the small town of Dreary, VT. I want to warn you that this story may disturb some readers. Our story starts with Aurora Dozing, a young… Read More ›
lucy powell
calling all MY monsters
By pucylowell Halloween should be filled with the most terrifying creatures and haunting tales of the afterlife. But I would argue the most horrifying part of Halloween is the lack of themed songs for the season. The short list… Read More ›
christian girl autumn: the rise, the fall, and the reincarnation
by pucylowell We’ve finally reached that time of year, it’s O Hallows Eve Month. The best month the Romans were able to conjure up. This month is strongly associated with the smells of spiced pumpkin, the taste of warm apple… Read More ›
things that should have been addressed in the barbie movie
by pucylowell The need to carry around excessively large water bottles The pain of breaking in new docs Queerness Why grippies (the pencil holder things) aren’t normalized for college use Girl Dinner (noun; an assortment of very random, strange… Read More ›
le$bian seagulls: the homosexual agenda
by pucylowell Ornithologists and lesbians everywhere, LISTEN UP. Back in 1977, The New York Times published an article titled “Extensive Homosexuality Is Found Among Seagulls Off the Coast of California”. Yes, you read that correctly. Researchers George and Molly Hunt… Read More ›
lucy’s diary (leaked)
by pucylowell Recently, I made the grave mistake of reading my old diary from middle and high school. For your entertainment purposes I have pulled a few quotes out that made me giggle: “She came over and wanted to share… Read More ›
pov: 8 months in!
by lucy&emma Congratulations are in order! Emma and I have been courting for 8 months! Recently, we were reminiscing on our favorite memories together. Some being cute dates like flower and pumpkin picking and some more embarrassing moments like getting… Read More ›
why i’d be burned
by pucylowell I believe rocks have spiritual powers. I talk to myself a concerning amount. Like openly on the way to class and chit-chatting with the air in front of me. I like women… and I identify as one too…. Read More ›
woe is me, people keep thinking i’m elsa: my costumes of yore
by pucylowell As the season of slutty pumpkins and historical figures rolls around, i too have been considering what i will wear to terrorize the families of burlington this year! In order to spark my inspiration, i took a trip… Read More ›
sing (the movie) review
by lucypowell Picture this, a round belly cartoon pig in a shiny gold jumpsuit singing the 80s pop song “Venus” while eccentrically dancing around a stage. And to top it all off it is the voice of Nick Kroll, with… Read More ›