by mrs.stilinski With the eclipse approaching I figured it was important to remind you all of what happens to our werewolf friends during an eclipse and I’ll be doing that the best way I know how, recapping the masterpiece… Read More ›
kat lipari
beefing with the dentist (again…)
by katlipari I hate my dentist. Now, I’m not an anti-dentite, I don’t mind the dentist, but I surely don’t love it or enjoy it as much as the next person. I specifically hate my dentist. As a child I… Read More ›
listicle: kat edition
by pucylowell If you are an avid reader of the WaterTower (which you should be smh), you might have noticed an uptick in the number of listicles published in the last four years. I would bet you that at least… Read More ›
what that mouf do???
by katlipari First of all, relax… it’s not like that. Here’s the story— this summer I got my wisdom teeth out. Classic, routine, normal, right? Well that is not so! I was very nervous. To start, the oral surgeon looked… Read More ›
overwhelmed by tyranny because my landlord exists
by xandersanders “OMG you had a shitty experience with your landlord? You’re so special that has never happened to anyone else ever…” To that I say, yes, I am not like other girls :). So let’s dive in. I moved… Read More ›
im scared
by katlipari Halloween is a scary time of the year, but September is an even scarier time. Hous- ing. AH! Scared myself there. Anyway I am scared because I do not have a place to live next year! So here… Read More ›
general complaints
by katlipari “Wow Kat, another listicle… how brave” ok shut up let me live. I would like toattribute this article to a tweet I saw from @chunkbardey “wish i didn’t love tocomplain but unfortunately i’m just really good at it…. Read More ›
nobody knows anything anymore
by katlipari Most people think they are smart, they are not. I amcurrently employed at a place that I enjoy working at soI will be as vague as possible while also being specificabout these interactions. I may or may not… Read More ›
I love my mom but holy fuck someone needs to take her apple watch
by katlipari Believe me, I love my mom, she’s great! I can easily say, best mom I’ve ever had, no complaints! But if I had to complain, I would. And that would be my problem with her Apple Watch. Ever… Read More ›