by katlipari First of all, relax… it’s not like that. Here’s the story— this summer I got my wisdom teeth out. Classic, routine, normal, right? Well that is not so! I was very nervous. To start, the oral surgeon looked… Read More ›
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overwhelmed by tyranny because my landlord exists
by xandersanders “OMG you had a shitty experience with your landlord? You’re so special that has never happened to anyone else ever…” To that I say, yes, I am not like other girls :). So let’s dive in. I moved… Read More ›
im scared
by katlipari Halloween is a scary time of the year, but September is an even scarier time. Hous- ing. AH! Scared myself there. Anyway I am scared because I do not have a place to live next year! So here… Read More ›
general complaints
by katlipari “Wow Kat, another listicle… how brave” ok shut up let me live. I would like toattribute this article to a tweet I saw from @chunkbardey “wish i didn’t love tocomplain but unfortunately i’m just really good at it…. Read More ›
nobody knows anything anymore
by katlipari Most people think they are smart, they are not. I amcurrently employed at a place that I enjoy working at soI will be as vague as possible while also being specificabout these interactions. I may or may not… Read More ›
I love my mom but holy fuck someone needs to take her apple watch
by katlipari Believe me, I love my mom, she’s great! I can easily say, best mom I’ve ever had, no complaints! But if I had to complain, I would. And that would be my problem with her Apple Watch. Ever… Read More ›
I have been personally victimized by subaru
by katlipari If you go into the back office of any Subaru establishment you will find a picture of me, probably with throwing darts puncturing my smiling face and maybe even devil horns doodle on my head, with the words… Read More ›
movie make out? where’s the line
by katlipari Today we shall explore the question: “where is the line?” In reference to what you ask? What type of movie is off limits for a make out sesh. What genre begs the question, is this appropriate? On one… Read More ›
the burlington subaru is a front
by katlipari Like every other bitch in this state I drive a Subaru. Lovely car, love the way it takes me places, great honk noise, heated seats, the list is endless. I do not have a problem with my Subaru… Read More ›