by elizaligon I am Eliza. I am nineteen years old. And I am addicted to DragonVale. Many of us have been affected by DragonVale, though I understand that many people’s phases come at a much earlier point than mine did…. Read More ›
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all of my habits are bad.
by elizaligon Recently, while walking down the street, my water bottle started to make the *swishswishswish* noise that can sometimes occur when a water bottle is filled with ice and thrown in a bag. This noise drives me absolutely bonkers,… Read More ›
leopard gecs of burlington
by elizaligon Q: Who do you think is the most inspirational artist of our generation? RUDY: (Rudy sits in my hand. They flick their tongue, and begin crawling further up my hand.) I am a fan of Henri Matisse, particularly… Read More ›
be honest: should kids have rights?
by elizaligon “Free to be… You and Me” is a 1972 children’s album created in part by Marlo Thomas, daughter of St Judes Research Hospital founder, Danny Thomas. In this album, Thomas and friends sing songs that cater specifically to… Read More ›
my mother is a twitter troll
by elizaligon I want you to read that headline, then read it again. Know that this is a true story. My mother got on Twitter around the time I did. Yes, she was one of those “you can have Twitter,… Read More ›
Top 5 Best Tweenage Dressing Rooms to Cry In
by elizaligon 5. VICTORIA’S SECRET (PINK) “You walk to the corner clearance section, where your mom picks out your first bra. You cannot yet fill it out. You are approached from behind by a scary smiling stranger, who manhandles your… Read More ›
self-improvement -> self-destruction
by elizaligon If your experience has been anything like mine, people have probably put a lot of pressure on you to find something grand to do with your time in isolation, whether that be as simple as self-improvement or as… Read More ›
interview: pons
by elizaligon Sam Cameron, Sebastien Carnot, Jack Parker. Pons. If you’re a Burlington basement show fanatic, you already know that I’m not talking about Brain Anatomy. If you have no clue, all you need to know is that more is… Read More ›
vermont: the usa’s tiny white snowglobe
by elizaligon I have lived in Vermont for roughly seven years since I moved from Houston, Texas to Rutland (yeah, “ooooooooof” I know). In my time here, I’ve noticed that Vermonters see themselves as a particularly unique breed, and in many… Read More ›