By wtseniors After spending years generously entertaining the UVM masses, the senior class of 2022 is departing from the water tower and entertaining new audiences, opportunities, and endeavors. We built a time machine last weekend to interview our future selves. … Read More ›
claire fagan
father john misery: he’s pretty good
by clairefagan In his 11th year producing music under the stage name “Father John Misty”, Josh Tillman has released his fifth LP, “Chloe and the Next 20th Century”. Let me say it’s quite a dazzling record! I’ve been listening to… Read More ›
state of the uni
by clairefagan The State of the Uni is quite alright in my opinion. Ice and snow have obscured the grass, we’re floating in the gulf between Groundhog’s day and Valentine’s day, and the omicron variant of covid has thrown a… Read More ›
on teen drama
by clairefagan I was a teen once. I partook in teenage activities, including trigonometry, hanging out in parking lots, homecoming dance and whatnot. I entered the pandemic as a teen and now I am nearly 22- I guess that’s how… Read More ›
ofishuaries
by clairefagan
Comic
by clairefagan
movie make out? where’s the line
by katlipari Today we shall explore the question: “where is the line?” In reference to what you ask? What type of movie is off limits for a make out sesh. What genre begs the question, is this appropriate? On one… Read More ›
flushed away: airpod edition
by lucypowell My Monday started off like any other; I woke up to my alarm screeching “I’m Ready” by AJR at 6:45 am. After rolling around in bed for a few minutes, I finally decided to get up. As I… Read More ›
your finals horoscope
by d.ork Aries: My beautiful sheep. Today the stars are shining in your favor because your finals are going to be smooth sailing. You can ride the waves to success as you enjoy multiple days of straight A’s. And don’t… Read More ›