Dear Catamounts, We are proud to announce the launch of Volume 27 of The Water Tower. It is an honor to join the 27 Club. This Volume will be unlike any Volume before, operating at decibels the population of greater… Read More ›
cedulie benoit-smith
the news in brief
school. it’s what’s on the menu The new school year is here! Students drag themselves to lectures and play 2048; professors see the red eyes in the student body; the administration doesn’t listen; freshmen are confused; seniors are disenfranchised. The… Read More ›
bird facts
by b.s. There are five types of birds: black, red, blue, yellow, brown Birds only eat worms Some birds don’t fly because they drive instead Birds can live all over the world: in parking lots, in your house Seagulls are… Read More ›
ranch recipe
by b.s. Ingredients Barilla mini wheels (normal amount) Hidden valley ranch dressing (normal amount)
election results: behind the curtain
by b.s. Today, Wednesday November 16, the nation is still settling from the excitement of the 2022 midterms. The fallout has been near nuclear and in this political climate, it is imperative that the informed citizen gets their election coverage… Read More ›
now boarding: the dudley h. davis center
by ljmontgomery Picture this: your sweaty hands are gripping a boarding pass, you have your favorite sneakers on. You’ve dressed in layers, knowing that you might get chilly on your next flight. In the airport, (or the Davis Center), you’re… Read More ›
rome is… real?
by bs I found out about Rome this summer, at the ripe age of 20. Rome is real.And it has been all along. On that cursed night I partook in the classic ‘eatan edible at home; smoke a bowl at… Read More ›
6 free on campus dates
by b.s. Having recently been challenged by my psychiatrist to speed date (with therapists in the Burlington area), I’ve compiled a list of the best first dates to go on (with a date, NOT your therapist, unless…) without having to… Read More ›