By wtseniors After spending years generously entertaining the UVM masses, the senior class of 2022 is departing from the water tower and entertaining new audiences, opportunities, and endeavors. We built a time machine last weekend to interview our future selves. … Read More ›
ben duhamel
bitcoin farm heats home
by benduhamel Ah the wondrous world of 2022. Another year of a bunch of capitalist schmucks continuing to turn their wealth into more wealth. This time, the wealth is even more entirely made up. Cryptocurrency and NFTS are seemingly unavoidable,… Read More ›
man grounded at age 22 for spending $200 on magic: the gathering cards
b: themasterchef It’s been a weird return to Burlington. This semester is already dragging on and now we leave the comfort and joy of a week away from class to return to Burlington’s annual desolate tundra. Despite this dreary return… Read More ›
coming this summer, chris pratt
by garfieldlover The tragedy began long ago. At first it was innocent. He took on roles in Parks and Rec, Jurassic Park, and a few other original titles. Then he became a lego, increasing the price of the already overpriced… Read More ›
dune doone right?
by godemperorbenduhamel Dune is a story of two driving forces: humans, the decisions they make and the ramifications of those decisions, and big worms. I can confidently say that Denis Villenueve’s 2021 film adaptation Dune remains true to the book… Read More ›
air blood necromancy and bugs
by benduhamel Somehow, this semester has managed to kick my ass more than any other. I barely sleep, I put off assignments, and with covid numbers increasing my depressed ass has all the more excuse to stay inside and hang… Read More ›
doom is a $60 album that comes with a game
by benduhamel and benbieri What is the single coolest thing you have ever done? Was it donating an afternoon to volunteer for a charitable cause? Going on a cross country road trip? Jumping off a cliff at oakledge into the… Read More ›
what’s up with the water tower?
by benduhamel I’m sure by now you’ve seen the eyesore our lovely lady has become. I mean it was impossible to miss the water tower being covered with what looked like a shower curtain for a few weeks last semester…. Read More ›
daft punk is gone and so is my will to live
by benduhamel Around noon on Feburary 22nd a video was uploaded to Daft Punk’s Youtube channel for the first time in five years. The 8 minute long video showcased the robots in their outfits from the “Human After All” music… Read More ›
microwave my nuts
by benduhamel Let’s find out. Here at the water tower we resurrect yourfavorite bits of late 2000s nostalgia because nobody likes deadnostalgia. Today, we’re gonna be digging up the (semi-)popularyoutube series “Is it a good idea to microwave this” byJogWheel…. Read More ›