by baileyschoolkid My dealer is something not of this world. For if he is, he comes from some remote corner of the world unbeknownst to most men. I haven’t exactly figured out his nature, but I’ve turned to the literature… Read More ›
addison schwarz
online exclusive: this backyard is hospitable, and so is mistki (review)
by adenschovich Wind brushes through the trees and ripples over our skin as we cradle warm mugs in our hands. Autumn is crisp and creeping over us. Together, we sit knee to knee in our backyard, huddled over a… Read More ›
craft corner: apple pipe
by addisonschwarz
addison: a day in review
by edenambrovich My roommate is a sight to behold. In beauty, yes, but mostly in the way their mind spins. Each day presents a new challenge to be reckoned with and a new study to be held on my part…. Read More ›
idk some phone numbers
by wtstaff The phone call is a lost art in the 21st century. We are dumb kids and while we are texting, we never do what our mother says and, “just call them, make yourself known.” Here at The Water… Read More ›
interview w/ the person who has committed all pranks against you
by kelseydeemer As a hostess with the mostess in training I have thrown a few college house parties in my day. And we all know, when you throw a college house party, you will be college house party pranked. In… Read More ›
its time to renounce the minion
by: addisonschwarz My fellow men, it’s been almost 12 years since it began. No one has had the courage to question it and defy the authorities that be. But that all ends today. I challenge the curse these beings have… Read More ›
cake at goodwill
by addisonschwarz
mandela effects: 2022 edition!
by addisonschwarz & lilyjensen The other day here in Christie 114, Lily and I were having a fruitful conversation about our favorite mandela effects and how there aren’t any new, good ones out there. We looked through every Buzzfeed list… Read More ›