by maliajaffrani It is finally November. Happy semi-annual mid-semester slump! We have reached the time of year when 8:30 classes have become impossible, and 10:30s are pushing it. Don’t even get me started on 3:30 and 4:45 classes–those don’t… Read More ›
by oedipussy As the fall air crisps and decaying leaves flood the sidewalks, there is no denying that winter is approaching. The first big snow and Athletic Campus ice rink are just around the corner! For many college students, winter… Read More ›
Daylight Savings Time: Time to Boycott Americans are angry and, like, so, so sad after the seasonal loss of daylight, resulting in a nationwide boycott of the time change. “We’re supposedly ‘saving daylight,’ but there are so many more normal… Read More ›
by abdomen Would you rather never pet a dog again or never get married? Would you rather be a gay republican or a “fiscally conservative socially liberal” democrat? Would you rather be stuck on a stranded island… Read More ›
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by m477r1c3 BURLINGTON, VT — Burlington Police Department warns public about dangerous foreign objects found in Halloween candy this year. “Trick or Treat!” a young child dressed in a hot pink inflatable Among Us crewmate costume screams. Looking up… Read More ›
by paigemann This is a love letter to Jeanne Mance. While some say living in Jeanne Mance is hell, I would say it is my heaven. Oh, my dear Jeanne Mance. While I have never stepped foot through her doors… Read More ›
by owencarpenter-zehe The running theory in my house is that squirrels are living happily in the walls. Yes, squirrels. The cute woodland creatures have nested deep within the Victorian-era walls of our decrepit Burlington apartment. There is currently only circumstantial… Read More ›
by oedipussy If you are anything like me, Halloweekend absolutely chewed you up and spit you out. You may still feel a little hazy from a weekend spent in various moldy basements and have vowed never to go out again…. Read More ›
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