by matthaverty She’s asking questions again. When I signed on to do this I didn’t think I’d be living a lie for this long. It started as a way to get involved. A fun way for me to act out… Read More ›
September 27
i saw jeffrey epstein at bolton potholes
by philbern Truth is surely the first casualty in this ongoing war between misinformation and disinformation. As independent journalists, the public trusts us to report the real live facts on the ground that the lamestream media buries in its cavalcade… Read More ›
the truth about uvm workout music
by franceslee In light of it still being the beginning of the semester in addition to the absurd size of this year’s freshman class, it’s an unfortunate reality that every on-campus student’s beloved Patrick Gym always seems to be unbearably… Read More ›
the lowdown on dorm decor
by sarahandrews As the fall semester begins to ramp up, so do the uncomfortable visits to astranger’s dorm room. Whether it be a tinder hookup or a friend of a friend of afriend, I think we’ve all found ourselves staring… Read More ›
inside the uvm sophomore housing battle royale
by politicalfish Hello UVM besties, and freshmen. It is that time of year again: the sophomores have learned that they are going to be evicted from the dorms and need to find a place to live next year. The scene… Read More ›
costar called me a bitch!!!
by patrickscheen Ever since I was a young boy growing up in the famously spiritual state of Kentucky, I was always intrigued by astrology and horoscopes. I wouldn’t necessarily con- sider myself a true believer per se, but I often… Read More ›
my truth: i live next to a scumlord
by mattmcgotty The culture of a college neighborhood is unlike anything witnessed outside these tiny towns; places rendered otherwise irrelevant without the mass hazing of the students enrolled in private colleges like Champlain (cringe). Here, you can see a wide… Read More ›
miralax sales plummet after grundle opens for semester
by libbyherzog A new dining option in Burlington, VT proves to be a more effective solution to Irritable Bowel Syndrome than the popular product MiraLAX. I hate large corporations. Maybe it’s because I am terrified of capitalism forcing me to… Read More ›
hold onto your toes: champ is on some freaky shit
by bemmy As summer comes to a close, freshmen begin to overpopulate north beach as if it is the coolest local spot to ever grace the burlington metro area (that is, after they all moved on from the burlington farmer’s… Read More ›
heartbreaking: can’t eat scorpion
by maxlevy From tales of snow white, to the simple canary who warns the coal miner of impending doom: humans have always dreamt of animals that can communicate. But i don’t know why people would ever dream of that, because… Read More ›