by pucylowell I believe rocks have spiritual powers. I talk to myself a concerning amount. Like openly on the way to class and chit-chatting with the air in front of me. I like women… and I identify as one too…. Read More ›
oct 11
here’s how the gravy gets made
by emmaburns This past week or so brought the exciting yet controversial arrival of Yung Gravy to the UVM Patrick Gym for Fallfest 2022. The YikYaks were mostly positive, the Instagram comments leaned towards vicious, and the student planners were… Read More ›
skaterboys are ruining my life
by lizzygrant Skateboard: Hello, thanks for coming in today! Me: Thanks for having me, Skate! Skateboard: Of course, so… let’s get down to business: dating. Me: Yikes, I think we all have some stories to tell Skateboard: Why yes, we… Read More ›
my boobs are better than yours!
by danalavender Boobs. Breasts. Titties, even. Since the dawn of humanity, the Universe hath bestowed upon us these nippley, warm flesh bags. And since the dawn of my consciousness, I have craved them. On me. My chest. Attached to me…… Read More ›
a message of welcome… to the students… of the future
by erintroiana Dear Prospective UVM Class of 2027, We know the college application process has made life into a lit crazy movie and things are intense, so we thought that we’d share some information to help you with your decision… Read More ›
thank you city market: non binary kids for everyone!
by mattmcgotty Before working at City Market, it was nothing more than some conveniently placed supermarket with a parking lot chaotic enough to rival a Whole Food’s in Chicago in the middle of winter during a zombie apocalypse. I had… Read More ›
owl city’s masterpiece (continued)
by d.ork But Patrick, Ocean Eyes is the farthest thing from a derivative synthpop record! First off, it derives most of it’s sound from the indie electronica duo The Postal Service and their single album from 2003, “Give Up.” Not… Read More ›
how to prepare for the recession
by savinobarile Warren Buffet is attributed to saying “Every decade or so, dark clouds will fill the economic skies, and they will briefly rain gold.” Well folks, between record set- ting inflation, near total Brandonization, and a mysteriously ruptured natural… Read More ›
off with their heads (metaphorically)
by thewhiterabbit I have nine roommates. This past Friday, we hosted a dinner. What is described here is not an exaggeration. All but one of our thirteen pots were used. The utensil drawer swung open, empty and the cabinets held… Read More ›
trials and tribulations of a ‘cuse trip
by catherinefauver This weekend, I dove to the front lines of investigative journalism to deliver water tower readers a scoop unlike any other. Yes, on a Friday afternoon I hauled ass for 5 hours in Santana (the 2004 Nissan sentra… Read More ›