by grantwoods You have been duped. You’ve been sold a bill of goods in relation to the whole “foliage” thing. You came to Vermont, to the University of Vermont, expecting the state’s crown jewel. The magnum opus of Vermont seasons… Read More ›
oct. 12
driver’s license, but i miss my crocs
by lucypowell I got my crocs stolen from me last week Just like I never thought they’d be ‘Cause they were always there for me To wear in the shower and around the halls But today I walked through the… Read More ›
ten of the best (and worst) place to get dumped in burlington, vermont
by elizaligon For any of you considering it, getting dumped is not half as fun as it sounds. Now, that being said, of course we all must face heartbreak every once in a while, painful though it may be. But… Read More ›
imiranda… do you?
By danelibler The question you should be asking yourself is not IF Miranda Cosgrove’s music is worth fucking up your indie-folk-punk Spotify aesthetic. The question is are you prepared for her music to fuck up your psyche? In all transparency,… Read More ›
harris millis lockdown was a misunderstanding
by annaburg BURLINGTON–At 5:00 pm on the evening of Sep-tember 26th, UVM Police Services received a call from an anonymous source that two unidentified males had entered Harris Hall. According to the caller, the males were middle-aged and sporting matching… Read More ›
my band recs
by a.d.ork Hey what’s up I’m A.D. Ork and I’m here to tell you about all the bands I’ve been listening to recently. Why don’t you check ‘em out. The Lemonheads – Imagine if the dumbest indie rocker in Boston… Read More ›
read the news, fuck your mental health
by claywessel The Water tower staff have recently been informed about a situation in which this actually happened, and the outcome was not exactly as pleasant as you might think. In theory, returning to the ways of our ancient Neanderthal… Read More ›
close encounters of the neil kind: i keep almost meeting neil cicierega
by joebortner I was still a teenager when I first almost met Neil Cicierega. I was attending a comic book convention in my hometown of Somerville, Massachusetts–a neighborhood bordering Boston. I had just passed the table of Ming Doyle, a… Read More ›
rip to the cyber cafe: gone too soon
by elizaligon & kelseydeemer This year, the first floor of the library has been quiet. A little too quiet. To the juniors and seniors, the first floor has become completely unrecognizable. Ear-numbingly silent, the first floor of the library bears… Read More ›
6 free on campus dates
by b.s. Having recently been challenged by my psychiatrist to speed date (with therapists in the Burlington area), I’ve compiled a list of the best first dates to go on (with a date, NOT your therapist, unless…) without having to… Read More ›