by b.s. BURLINGTON, 2:30 AM, 31 October 2021 Nearing the witching hour in the early morning of Halloween, the entirety of the Burlington community was rattled by 50 metric tons of explosives being detonated. The epicenter of this explosion–traced by… Read More ›
nov. 9
a lake of opportunity
by owencarpenter-zehe I WANT TO GAMBLE!!! Let me be more specific, I want to gamble, on a boat. Let me be more specific once more, I want to gamble, but I ONLY want to gamble if it’s on a boat. … Read More ›
dune doone right?
by godemperorbenduhamel Dune is a story of two driving forces: humans, the decisions they make and the ramifications of those decisions, and big worms. I can confidently say that Denis Villenueve’s 2021 film adaptation Dune remains true to the book… Read More ›
the eternals: what are they?
by joebortner My name is Joe, and I don’t really like most Marvel movies, but I do watch all of them because I’m in something of a toxic relationship with the Disney megacorporation. You see, I’m an old-fashioned comic book… Read More ›
worst boats of all time
by grantwoods The Titanic- They sure said it was too big to fail. And weren’t they wrong. Isn’t it great when they are wrong? The Titanic was lauded as the premier ship to make it to the Americas. A guaranteed… Read More ›
alice cullen’s involvement in the collapse of the twin towers
by lucypowell As many intellectuals of society do at the commencement of adulthood, I have joined a book club, a Twilight book club to be specific. This club is not to be confused with “Twilight Fan Club”. To no one’s… Read More ›
a statement for kkd’s
by savinobarile
evil vikings be like: minimalism
by kelseydeemer Less is more, so I’ve heard. Internet girls tell me that all the time. Lifestyle influencers are always trying to be minimalist. Not in a, like, poor way. But in a, like, chic, boho way. They’re always talking… Read More ›
a good day for a campus preacher
by paulatreides
sophomore prom in the metaverse
by savinobarile Hey Guys! My name is Savino and I am YOUR 2021 Meta campus ambassador! You may recognize us from our stint as the company formerly known as Facebook, but that’s just one of our amazing products! Recently you… Read More ›