by sophiewolfe A lot of women are sad. A lot of women place an extreme and psychologically damaging importance on the way they look, the way they hold themselves, and above all the clothes that they choose to wear. A… Read More ›
nov 23
uvm’s catastrophe
by mattmcgotty There’s a bizarre trend looming over campus. An unsettling pattern that has infected our everyday vernacular and could potentially destroy our community as a whole. Some may call me melodramatic, but the catamount puns have lingered in my… Read More ›
facebook femboys take over
by claywassil Have you ever wondered why you occasionally see Instagram memes that say “false information” and thought “who was going to believe this anyway?” Or have you wondered how easy it is to create a conspiracy? Well I may… Read More ›
hows it going?
by novembercritic its that time of year again, in the midst of november, when the transitory time in our lives seems to freeze in place, everything grinding to a halt as we succumb to stress and anxiety as the cold… Read More ›
sugar daddy wanted!
by lucypowell Hello Reader! I am in desperate need of some extra money and attention. I have concluded the most efficient way for me to get these things is to get a sugar daddy. With that being said, I have… Read More ›
why we should put our parents in the metaverse
by d.orkin Facebook is for old people, this much is true. It preys on their need for interaction and connects millions of boomers across the world in perfect harmony. I call this portion of the population “Facebook Age.” Young enough… Read More ›
yerba takes the kink test
by kwosahnt Yerba Mate. The glue that sticks this campus together, the beverage that quenches our thirst for academic validation. Or so I’ve heard. I’ve been to UVM for a year and half now and I haven’t had a sip… Read More ›
my roommates interesting choice in music
by lucypowell I am really hoping that trading spaces are still accepting requests because one of my roommate’s music choices is starting to worry me. Like I don’t want to judge someone based on their music taste, but sometimes a… Read More ›
group fitness classes are truly okay
by claurefagan This semester I have been taking a one-credit course in which I am required to attend 25 group fitness classes over the course of the semester at the Patrick Gym. In years past I have taken a few… Read More ›
i am the perfect height
by lucypowell I have recently discovered that I am the perfect height. Standing at a staggering 164.465 cm, I’ve always been satisfied with my height. But recently my friend Sam, who stands at 6 foot and some extra inches, pointed… Read More ›