By: twoandnohalvesmen *ARTICLE WRITTEN BEFORE TUESDAY, 02/22/2022* The annoying droves who occupy the worst parts of the internet, such as myself, have been long awaiting this day. Tuesday, February 22, 2022. Or shall I say, Two’s Day? With all of… Read More ›
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squall til the day I fall
by sophiewolfe On the afternoon of February 27, several water tower staff members were collected in the Howe Library, working diligently and dreaming of a day when the Cyber Cafe would once again open its pearly gates and offer endless… Read More ›
I went to akes once
by salivapussy-eyes I went to Ake’s once. It was horrible. They played the clean version of WAP. Everyone in there seemed completely straight; I only saw one man in a pair of overalls. But I’m getting ahead of myself. I… Read More ›
the center of the known universe
by owencarpenter-zehe
sister wives are out, brotherhusbands are in
by b.s. February 14, 2022, 6:30pm Today I had my first dance with ethical polygamy. It’s hard to know exactly when I swiped right on him (plural), but after a long day of finding out that my exes are in… Read More ›
the argument for early risers.
by danelibler So what. So what I enjoy the simple qualities of life. I like the silence and pace of early mornings. I like not only the acceptance but the insistence on coffee. And I like the hope. Goddamn, I… Read More ›
billiards: a game for davis center kings
by owencarpenter-zehe You are a man; a man on the taller side of the man spectrum. You have shoulder-length black hair, to accompany your generally dark-colored wardrobe. Usually adorning black pants and if you are feeling you would mix things… Read More ›
head on with the head of state
by savinobarile Savino Barile: Mr. President, it’s an honor. Joe Biden: The pleasure is all mine. Young people are the future of this nation, it’s important they can feel like they can come to their President if they need to…. Read More ›
94th academy awards nominations announced!!
by sophiewolfe The 2022 Oscar Nominations are in, and this year’s ceremony is going to be the most thrilling one yet! The show will broadcast live Sunday March 27 on ABC, and will feature exclusive performances including Kirsten Dunst poorly… Read More ›
the next development in feminism: real sorority girls of vermont
by mattmcgotty Unique circumstances have driven me to my ultimate calling in life. There’s no denying the efficacy of the Bechdel Test: measuring the level of feminism through women’s ability to hold discussions without the mention of men is… Read More ›