by clairefagan The State of the Uni is quite alright in my opinion. Ice and snow have obscured the grass, we’re floating in the gulf between Groundhog’s day and Valentine’s day, and the omicron variant of covid has thrown a… Read More ›
feb 8
jeanne mance: deep in the trenches
by sophiewolfe & catherinefauver I used to be a human girl but now I am a germ. Just like that guy in The Metamorphosis who turns into a bug. Yes, I am soooo Kafkaesque. The reason for my transformation was… Read More ›
I have been personally victimized by subaru
by katlipari If you go into the back office of any Subaru establishment you will find a picture of me, probably with throwing darts puncturing my smiling face and maybe even devil horns doodle on my head, with the words… Read More ›
rogan v. young (2022)
by d.orkin Rogan & Young Interview Following a statement made by Neil Young, Spotify has removed the acclaimed rock n’ roll artist’s music from their platform. Reasons for this action included a distaste for some other content that Spotify has… Read More ›
on teen drama
by clairefagan I was a teen once. I partook in teenage activities, including trigonometry, hanging out in parking lots, homecoming dance and whatnot. I entered the pandemic as a teen and now I am nearly 22- I guess that’s how… Read More ›
the future is female
by madgakmiecik The most controversial species on the planet, the man. Whether you love or hate thecreature, I’d like to inform you that males may cease to exist. It turns out that in about 10million years, the Y chromosome will… Read More ›
my burlington bar hypotheses
by salivapussyeyes I entered my twenty-first year very recently, and with the recent wave of covid, have yet to visit any of the neighborhood bars. Though I have not yet tested out the Burlington flavor, I have a couple of… Read More ›
seasonal depression
by beckklein-cohen
11/10 stars for lunar new year
By kelseydeemer DAVIS CENTER, FOURTH FLOOR — The year has started and it is new. Last Saturday the Asian Student Union hosted a Lunar New Year celebration that knocked our socks clean off. Entirely organized and orchestrated by student leaders,… Read More ›
new yorker comic
by danelibler