b: themasterchef It’s been a weird return to Burlington. This semester is already dragging on and now we leave the comfort and joy of a week away from class to return to Burlington’s annual desolate tundra. Despite this dreary return… Read More ›
dec 7
mortar and arson: sd Ireland christmas story
by seamusboyle If you have ever been inside of a building that has some glass paneling underneath the railings, it is likely the handiwork of the SD Ireland company. SD Ireland has a near-monopoly in the local construction industry, getting… Read More ›
man’s greatest desire – caveman
by sophiewolfe Though the gender binary is becoming increasingly irrelevant to contemporary life in the 21st century, once upon a time in the world before straight dudes started wearing chipped black nail polish to signify their complete security in their… Read More ›
dorm fish boiled; satan named primary suspect
by b.s. On 28 November at approximately 16:00 I returned to my premises in the building known as “Wing.” I was greeted by a blast of hot air left only by Satan himself, a 97 degree gust denoting his departure… Read More ›
A collection of poems by henry schmidel
by henryschmidel I dreamt I was in Iowa. I had moved there at twenty and lived to be a hundred years old. I had written a novel, but it was never finished. I dreamt I was locked in a game… Read More ›
Comic
by clairefagan
mariah carey christmas queen
by mattmcgotty In an era in which social media is clutching our generation’s balls in a death grip that I know will only get tighter, one often picks a particular app as their outlet for their conflicting egocentrism and need… Read More ›
debate – macklemore downtown?
by kelseydeemer & grantwoods KELSEY: I miss the early teens, Grant. Back when Ugg boots sprung from yoga pants! More than anything, I miss “Downtown” by Macklemore. That has to be my favorite song, ever, maybe. GRANT: Are you kidding… Read More ›
kinks of the muppets
by emmaburns It’s officially December, which means the holiday season is in full swing. And with the holidays comes a near-infinite supply of season-specific media filled withed beloved childhood characters and their adorable antics. Arguably the most famous group of… Read More ›
new year’s resolution: overcoming my crippling fear of horses
by lucypowell With 2021 coming to a close, I have started brainstorming a short list of New Year’s resolutions in order to inspire a new and improved me. Typically, I never follow through with my resolutions and often set goals… Read More ›