by mattmcgotty Coming home for the holidays is always a perfect opportunity for introspection. One uninterrupted week off from school right before the chaotic finale of the not only the semester, but the year itself. Lacking this short pre-Thanksgiving… Read More ›
dec 7
a very cowboy christmas
by elizaligon I know we’re all getting really fucking sick of Christmas music already, and December has hardly set in. Beyond that, I know that we’re all thinking the same thing: Christmas is cool and all, but I just wish… Read More ›
debate – macklemore downtown?
by kelseydeemer & grantwoods KELSEY: I miss the early teens, Grant. Back when Ugg boots sprung from yoga pants! More than anything, I miss “Downtown” by Macklemore. That has to be my favorite song, ever, maybe. GRANT: Are you kidding… Read More ›
kinks of the muppets
by emmaburns It’s officially December, which means the holiday season is in full swing. And with the holidays comes a near-infinite supply of season-specific media filled withed beloved childhood characters and their adorable antics. Arguably the most famous group of… Read More ›
new year’s resolution: overcoming my crippling fear of horses
by lucypowell With 2021 coming to a close, I have started brainstorming a short list of New Year’s resolutions in order to inspire a new and improved me. Typically, I never follow through with my resolutions and often set goals… Read More ›
movie make out? where’s the line
by katlipari Today we shall explore the question: “where is the line?” In reference to what you ask? What type of movie is off limits for a make out sesh. What genre begs the question, is this appropriate? On one… Read More ›
my little pony? more like my spiritual awakening
by angelinacarando Can you still picture it? The adventure, the suspense, the drama, the friendship, the magic. All captured so perfectly by a mismatched band of colorful, tramp-stamped talking ponies, unicorns, and pegasi. Who would’ve guessed that a TV show… Read More ›
civil unions > marriage
by danelibler Thank god for Civil unions because When I fantasize of my professor, above the age’o 65, Downed in lace or leather chaps I still retain thy holy crest My religious morals remain in the clear For when her… Read More ›
flushed away: airpod edition
by lucypowell My Monday started off like any other; I woke up to my alarm screeching “I’m Ready” by AJR at 6:45 am. After rolling around in bed for a few minutes, I finally decided to get up. As I… Read More ›
endlessly chain-smoking through winter
by danelibler Finding yourself to be down right insufferable this holiday season? Do you experience the pain of breathing dry, frigid air every waking moment? Don’t want to put your hands in your pockets but, too indecisive to know what… Read More ›