By: kimkardashian Nobody wants to work in this country anymore. Am I right? I think Kim Kardashian (queen of menial labor) put it best when she said “Get your fucking ass up and work.” Excellent and timeless advice from Kimberly,… Read More ›
April 12
airports have bars???
by owencarpenter-zehe I have come to a strange realization. There is a specific aspect of common life experience, that I just have not experienced yet; I have never experienced what it’s like to drink at an airport. It took me… Read More ›
what is I had stilts?
by patrickscheen Everyone hates slow walkers. I do too. They are the bane of my existence—the scourge of this campus. Every day I look up to the heavens and pray that people will pick up the fucking pace…but to no… Read More ›
mindfulness for idiots (and children)
by mattmcgotty There is no state of mind as paradoxical as that of a college student. This glimpse of adulthood merely acts as a taste of what is to come. For some, this is a substance-filled bender with pesky… Read More ›
oh to be a conqueror: the joys of catan
by catherinefauver We all like to think that we are beyond the basic instincts of humanity. Despite having such a brutal and unforgiving history as both a country and a species, us in 21st century America are above it all!… Read More ›
cinema corner
by savinobarile Paul Schrader has made the same movie for his entire career. 2019’s FIRST REFORMED is no different. Ethan Hawke plays a former military chaplain turned priest of a Upstate New York historic church on the eve of its… Read More ›
top five ænglish words
by mollydever I am sick and tired of the same stupid normal words that I use every day. I am sick of my friends using boring modern slang and typical teenage vernacular. To be honest, the only fun word I… Read More ›
make it through april, if it kills you
by katiewynn April is a hectic time of the semester. Midterms roll in on the heels of spring break and the assignments don’t let up until the last moments of finals. For seniors, cramming for thesis defenses, planning for post-grad,… Read More ›
mcdonald’s: the good, the bad, and the ugly
by elizaligon I suppose that I am a woman of romance. I like to go on dates, preferably ones that entail sharing milkshakes and staring longingly into each others’ eyes. And where better to do this than at McDick’s? Unfortunately,… Read More ›
confessions of a serially late attendee
by philbern I’m no catholic, but I’ve got a confession I need off my chest. I don’t think I’ve been to my first class of the day on time once this semester. I show up between 30 seconds and 10… Read More ›