By wtseniors After spending years generously entertaining the UVM masses, the senior class of 2022 is departing from the water tower and entertaining new audiences, opportunities, and endeavors. We built a time machine last weekend to interview our future selves. … Read More ›
vol 25
a report from the bus ball vigil
by b.s. April 24, 2022. 13:45. 13 hours after Bus Ball Vigil. The absence of Lars Fisk’s monster has been felt by students for nearly one week now. For a full background on the Bus Ball’s departure, please refer to… Read More ›
joe vs. dilbert
by joebortner
I miss joni mitchell
by sophiewolfe Ya’ll ever wish you had a river? You know, to skate away on? Yeah. That’s what I thought. You’re weeping just thinking about Joni Mitchell’s legendary monochromatic album Blue, which was removed, along with most of her catalog,… Read More ›
advocats, when will the lies end
By gracejack Spring has sprung, shorts have come out, finals are upon us, and things are getting strange. In the past week, I have experienced and heard stories of the unthinkable, all occurring as admitted students’ day was approaching and… Read More ›
father john misery: he’s pretty good
by clairefagan In his 11th year producing music under the stage name “Father John Misty”, Josh Tillman has released his fifth LP, “Chloe and the Next 20th Century”. Let me say it’s quite a dazzling record! I’ve been listening to… Read More ›
the stations of {leaving the laCROSSe house)
by danelibler Jesus is Condemned to Death Certain condemnation will be made retrospectively certain following the two Barefoot Rosés he has polished off on the walk down from campus. A bottle nailed to each hand. Jesus walks in the direction… Read More ›
the case against birds
By ilovelargewindowsandotherreflectivesurfaces99 I’m sure many of us have heard about the Birds Aren’t Real “Conspiracy Theory”. FFS the Times has written a piece about it. The creator was interviewed on the Daily. We can all get a laugh from the… Read More ›
live from cat pause, it’s and unhinged threat
by kelseydeemer After a 2022 poll of UVM undergraduates found that 20% of students have, at one point or another, committed petty crime at Cat Pause, something had to be done. Provost Patricia A. Prelock took it upon herself to… Read More ›
I love my mom but holy fuck someone needs to take her apple watch
by katlipari Believe me, I love my mom, she’s great! I can easily say, best mom I’ve ever had, no complaints! But if I had to complain, I would. And that would be my problem with her Apple Watch. Ever… Read More ›