by salivapussyeyes Perhaps you’ve heard the old rule that masses of people gather in kitchens at parties. Now, I know it has been a while since any of us have attended a party, but I want you to think back… Read More ›
October 20, 2020
coronavirus, christianity, and cuckholding, liberty u’s secret formula
by savinobarile One of the marvels of the Information Age is the speed at which Wikipedia editors can change verbs to the past tense. One such moment occurred on August 26th, when the esteemed Jerry Falwell Jr., after years of… Read More ›
Sites of Burlington
by grantwoods On the shores of the mighty Lake Champlain sits Burlington, the largest city in the state of Vermont. It is a pioneering city in renewable energy and pot smoke. The students of the University of Vermont who call… Read More ›
2020 quarantine halloween
by wtstaff This Halloween is on track to be the spookiest, most disappointing one yet! Due to the lack of party hopping on Isham this year, our staff has gathered together some alternatives to The Traditional Halloween. I will be… Read More ›
leopard gecs of burlington
by elizaligon Q: Who do you think is the most inspirational artist of our generation? RUDY: (Rudy sits in my hand. They flick their tongue, and begin crawling further up my hand.) I am a fan of Henri Matisse, particularly… Read More ›
A Review of The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior
by owencarpenter The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior finds itself in an odd position. This movie, being a prequel to a Dwayne Johnson movie, which in and of itself is a spinoff of a sequel to a Brendan… Read More ›
you’re a monster and soon your mom is gonna know
by sophiewolfe Whoever is reading this: you are a monster. Sorry to say it, but you actually truly have fallen victim to one of the classic blunders which is a nice way of saying you made the most dumbass move… Read More ›
heck the bus ads
by jayceslesar I’ve been noticing some happenings with the city busses around Burlington these past few months, not with the schedule or how they seat due to pandemic or anything like that. My attention lies on the advertisements placed on… Read More ›
the sad boy(s in the band)
by whyismylifelikethis The Boys in the Band is a 2020 film based on a 1970 film based on a 1968 play which was playing on my friend Serenity’s TV when I went over to her apartment to get drunk and… Read More ›
An Ode to Porch Season
by michaelhaydon Friends, I have gathered us here today in lament. For what are we lamenting, you might ask. This is an understandable question, but not one I can bear to have any respect for. If you are an off… Read More ›