By concernedcitizen The University of Vermont has come under attack, virtually. No, it’s not that Suresh is facing an endless wave of cyber-bullying (although someone should totally start that), but rather that the UVM Health Network’s online systems have become… Read More ›
by staffitystaff In a desperate attempt to make this semester bearable, UVM has decided to spread a litter of firepits in front of the Davis Center. Here is what our staff thought we should use them for: Escape WE As… Read More ›
By: elizaligon At this point, any staff member of Turning Point should suspect that engagement from a UVM student is probably part of an elaborate prank. One such Turning Point representative (we’ll call him “Don”) was not so wise to… Read More ›
by savinobarile Galactic entrepreneur, lactose intolerant, and owner of the world’s most confusing accent, Elon Musk is a jack of all trades. Although his resume is comprised of such feats as the acceleration of private spaceflight, putting electric cars in… Read More ›
by michaelhaydon The way humans tell our history is often characterized as good versus evil. The bible follows this pattern. Twilight follows this pattern. I think. People who don’t understand that Star Wars is really just about cool flashy lasers… Read More ›
by grantwoods There it is, above her bed, a glossy four by six print of her and her hometown honey, smiling for her mom behind the camera. She has a corsage around her wrist and he is looking you dead… Read More ›
by annikaringen UVM is… a little different this year, and, especially for those students at home, it is far from an episode of Blue Mountain State. At-home students are missing out on many of the things that make up UVM’s… Read More ›
by b.s. Having recently given into the societal pressures of wearing socks when it’s below freezing outside, I’ve constructed a comparative analysis of toe socks vs normal socks. The former, like gloves for the feet, the latter like sock puppets… Read More ›
by katierearden Picture this – it’s the night of your senior prom. You and your bestfriend have fallen out and you’re not #vibing with your competitive group at all. You can’t wait to go off to college in Vermont! People… Read More ›
by benduhamel Let’s find out. Here at the water tower we resurrect yourfavorite bits of late 2000s nostalgia because nobody likes deadnostalgia. Today, we’re gonna be digging up the (semi-)popularyoutube series “Is it a good idea to microwave this” byJogWheel…. Read More ›