by chadthunderdome and marymagdalene-bonboulash Burlington, VT: home of UVM, Lake Champlain, and one of the most notorious serial killers ever born We here at the water tower pride ourselves on being Burlington Vermont’s premier news source. That means when we… Read More ›
march 23 2021
we promise (to smuggle drugs)
by chadthunderdome Campus has changed. I am so sick of the phrase “unprecedented times” or even just reading or hearing the word “pandemic”. You get it, I get it, shit has sucked and still sucks. The threat of hanging out… Read More ›
why let the dogs out?
by b.s. Updated 8:30AM ET, Tues March 23, 2021 Washington, DC Major and Champ Biden, the two German Shepherds belonging to President Joseph R. Biden and First Lady Jill Biden have been sent back to their home in Delaware. The… Read More ›
memes: providing a fleeting escape from hellscape reality proving that pain hurts less when its shared online
by karlazurita online memes made me realize that the best contentrevolves around self-deprecating humor. i tweet “found out i got cheated on during finals and a global pandemic, everyone give urself a hug at least ur not me.” 50 likes…. Read More ›
best places on campus to have an existential crisis
by emmaburns We’ve all been there, feeling the dread of existence and the steady passing of time, forced to confront our deepest insecurities, crippled with anxiety over any number of events big or small while we’re waiting in line for… Read More ›
rebranding cream
by wtstaff Currently known as the Cooperative for Real Education in Agricultural Management, CREAM is looking for a new name. The program is made up of 13-16 undergraduate students who independently manage the UVM dairy barn on Spear Street for… Read More ›
every sleep talker is a moron
by sophiewolfe Some people sleep at night, I don’t know how they do it, but they do it. Some people I guess know the way to turn their brains and their bodies off at the same time and within minutes… Read More ›
how to spot a displaced mercy kid in ccrh
by addisonschwarz POV: you’re a freshman living in CCRH. You are walking down the hallway when you see a kid walking towards you. You don’t recognize them. Is this an infamous Mercy sophomore? Or maybe you’re just a terrible floormate… Read More ›
proboscidea >>> lepidoptera
by edenambrovich \ eden ambrovich I’m not a hypochondriac, but sometimes I think I feel things that no one else does. It’s like the pieces that make up the whole have a glitch every once in a while where my… Read More ›
stand by me, in peter’s bathroom
by briandonahue There is a door in front of you. An unsuspecting door. It appears to be the same door that lines every hallway at the University of Vermont. Seven feet high, beautiful wood with a hue of orange and… Read More ›