by oedipussy Everybody knows it, everybody’s played it, and everybody has argued with a white man in a backward hat and salmon shorts about it. The game: spikeball, The objective: to slap a yellow ball at the ground without looking… Read More ›
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things that should have been addressed in the barbie movie
by pucylowell The need to carry around excessively large water bottles The pain of breaking in new docs Queerness Why grippies (the pencil holder things) aren’t normalized for college use Girl Dinner (noun; an assortment of very random, strange… Read More ›
studio ganja
by mattswaim “Art is in the high of the beholder.” – Sun Tsu, probably Nothing quite embodies this idea like legendary film director Hayao Miyazaki’s works with Studio Ghibli. Known for works like Spirited Away, Howl’s Moving Castle, and most… Read More ›
i hate breakfast
by zoriannapetrosayan I have one question for you: how did we, as a notoriously nutrient-deficient society, decide that it’s morally permissible to have the same unexciting breakfast every morning? To borrow a word from the opening line of my personal… Read More ›
y’all dress like freaks!!! (but in a good way)
by p.geller If the fashion police existed, some of you would need good lawyers. I’m joking, really, but over the past weeks, I have taken notes on some interesting style choices which I will now be critiquing for my own… Read More ›
ballet is killer!!! a review of suspiria (2018)
by maliajaffrani Suspiria (2018) is a lurid excuse to show female rage. Splotching themselves in skimpy red ropes, Suspiria (2018) is an unforgettably haunting ballet movie that will make you go, “What the actual hell did I just watch.” This… Read More ›
owl city’s masterpiece (continued)
by d.ork But Patrick, Ocean Eyes is the farthest thing from a derivative synthpop record! First off, it derives most of it’s sound from the indie electronica duo The Postal Service and their single album from 2003, “Give Up.” Not… Read More ›
don’t watch darling
by oliviaconti I came into watching “Don’t Worry Darling” (directed and written by Olivia Wilde) only knowing about the behind the scenes drama. Quick overview on the drama: Basically, it all started with a lot of speculation surrounding Florence Pugh’s… Read More ›
baked potatoes (spoiler alert) are delicious
by shredcruz The other night, our lovely editor-in-chief Eliza Ligon introduced me to her brother by saying “This is Shred Cruz, she eats a baked potato for 9 out of 10 meals.” Eliza was not exaggerating. There have been days… Read More ›
ocean eyes: the best album ever made?
by patrickscheen and d.ork p. scheen A wise person (me) once said: “all sounds are good sounds, but the best sounds are by owl city. ” yep, you read that correctly. On the 28th of july, 2009, american electronica project… Read More ›