by sarahandrews
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water we to do?
by hyphenator Lately, walking around this little campus, as I gaze out at all of your faces, something can’t help but seem off. The mustaches droopy, the jeans frayed, the pants baggy. Suffice to say: we all feel a little… Read More ›
salem witch stupidity
by mattmcgotty There comes a moment in most American students career where they learn the word “crucible,” a time in which they read the 1953 play of the very same name, because where else would someone hear such a stupid… Read More ›
trader they’s: new location
by heinusweinus You’ve been in one. I’ve been in one. Almost everyone has been in one (and no it’s not your mom). It’s Trader Joe’s. A grocery store that pushes the limits of what a grocery store really is. With… Read More ›
heartbreaking: can’t eat scorpion
by maxlevy From tales of snow white, to the simple canary who warns the coal miner of impending doom: humans have always dreamt of animals that can communicate. But i don’t know why people would ever dream of that, because… Read More ›
controversy surrounding IKEA’s new staircase to the sun
by maxlevy Unless you live under a rock, you’ve probably heard the controversy around Ikea’s new product. Listed as ‘JÖRMUNGANDR’, the seemingly infinite staircase to the sun is found in the ‘Other’ category of the store. IKEA’s website described it… Read More ›
The Case of IRL Woman v TV Girl
by: elizaligon OPENING STATEMENTS: TV Girl is the musical equivalent of @beam_me_up_softboi. You couldn’t convince me that Brad, the lead singer/songwriter, has never said “if you were a real feminist, you wouldn’t be ashamed to show me your tits. Free… Read More ›
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