by savinobarile Warren Buffet is attributed to saying “Every decade or so, dark clouds will fill the economic skies, and they will briefly rain gold.” Well folks, between record set- ting inflation, near total Brandonization, and a mysteriously ruptured natural… Read More ›
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cinema corner
by savinobarile Paul Schrader has made the same movie for his entire career. 2019’s FIRST REFORMED is no different. Ethan Hawke plays a former military chaplain turned priest of a Upstate New York historic church on the eve of its… Read More ›
head on with the head of state
by savinobarile Savino Barile: Mr. President, it’s an honor. Joe Biden: The pleasure is all mine. Young people are the future of this nation, it’s important they can feel like they can come to their President if they need to…. Read More ›
curb-phoria: the lost scene
by savinobarile The following excerpt is from a failed crossover episode between two of HBO’s most beloved intellectual properties. It was scrapped for unknown reasons.
a statement for kkd’s
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sophomore prom in the metaverse
by savinobarile Hey Guys! My name is Savino and I am YOUR 2021 Meta campus ambassador! You may recognize us from our stint as the company formerly known as Facebook, but that’s just one of our amazing products! Recently you… Read More ›
things that should be on your resume
by savinobarile The economy is booming, businesses are reopening, and the US of A has never been better. After a year we are all desperately trying to forget, undergrads are dusting off their occupational cobwebs and re-entering the job market…. Read More ›
(i can’t quite recall) what i learned today
by fuhrgetminót On the 19th of April, year of our Lord, two thousand and twenty-one, in what can only be described as the reception of a gift from up on high, I achieved a breakthrough so utterly reality-shifting that I… Read More ›
the water tower guide to blockchain
by savinobarile Blockchain is a term that gets thrown around a lot nowadays. While society and culture have slowed to a virtual standstill, people have finally been able to justify living inside of their computers. Blockchain technology is hailed as… Read More ›
WE need to diversify our business
by savinobarile As a starry-eyed first year, I was initially turned away by study on account of my being a “minor”. For months, I watched with envy as my mature peers tracked their sleep. Then, one November evening after I… Read More ›