by zoriannapetrosayan I have one question for you: how did we, as a notoriously nutrient-deficient society, decide that it’s morally permissible to have the same unexciting breakfast every morning? To borrow a word from the opening line of my personal… Read More ›
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y’all dress like freaks!!! (but in a good way)
by p.geller If the fashion police existed, some of you would need good lawyers. I’m joking, really, but over the past weeks, I have taken notes on some interesting style choices which I will now be critiquing for my own… Read More ›
ballet is killer!!! a review of suspiria (2018)
by maliajaffrani Suspiria (2018) is a lurid excuse to show female rage. Splotching themselves in skimpy red ropes, Suspiria (2018) is an unforgettably haunting ballet movie that will make you go, “What the actual hell did I just watch.” This… Read More ›
owl city’s masterpiece (continued)
by d.ork But Patrick, Ocean Eyes is the farthest thing from a derivative synthpop record! First off, it derives most of it’s sound from the indie electronica duo The Postal Service and their single album from 2003, “Give Up.” Not… Read More ›
don’t watch darling
by oliviaconti I came into watching “Don’t Worry Darling” (directed and written by Olivia Wilde) only knowing about the behind the scenes drama. Quick overview on the drama: Basically, it all started with a lot of speculation surrounding Florence Pugh’s… Read More ›
baked potatoes (spoiler alert) are delicious
by shredcruz The other night, our lovely editor-in-chief Eliza Ligon introduced me to her brother by saying “This is Shred Cruz, she eats a baked potato for 9 out of 10 meals.” Eliza was not exaggerating. There have been days… Read More ›
ocean eyes: the best album ever made?
by patrickscheen and d.ork p. scheen A wise person (me) once said: “all sounds are good sounds, but the best sounds are by owl city. ” yep, you read that correctly. On the 28th of july, 2009, american electronica project… Read More ›
playlist for the start of the semester
by catherinefauver As we return to the unearthly place that is Burlington VT, I wantedto unite this generation of UVM students with a list of anthems for the beginning of the semester. I hope that this encompasses your experience and… Read More ›
slut pop: becoming the superpower bitch
by emmaburns It is mid-June, and I am coasting down a New Englandhighway with the windows down, exploiting my friend’sability to drive since I have none. I’m finishing ice cream,the sky is blue, and the first few notes of Kim… Read More ›
sing (the movie) review
by lucypowell Picture this, a round belly cartoon pig in a shiny gold jumpsuit singing the 80s pop song “Venus” while eccentrically dancing around a stage. And to top it all off it is the voice of Nick Kroll, with… Read More ›