by sophiewolfe Whoever is reading this: you are a monster. Sorry to say it, but you actually truly have fallen victim to one of the classic blunders which is a nice way of saying you made the most dumbass move… Read More ›
reflections
heck the bus ads
by jayceslesar I’ve been noticing some happenings with the city busses around Burlington these past few months, not with the schedule or how they seat due to pandemic or anything like that. My attention lies on the advertisements placed on… Read More ›
Your PANTS pants
by michaelhaydon People will often tell you, whether or not you care to listen, about how taking mushrooms “changed their life.” Especially here, at The University of Vermont of all places. I plan to do the same. Picture… Read More ›
the kardashians don’t suck!!!
by haileyivey The Kardashians offer us classic American television, we cannot deny that. This show has been going on since 2007, and there have always been fine enough ratings. And this family has become ridiculously famous. Yet, most people you… Read More ›
Top 5 Best Tweenage Dressing Rooms to Cry In
by elizaligon 5. VICTORIA’S SECRET (PINK) “You walk to the corner clearance section, where your mom picks out your first bra. You cannot yet fill it out. You are approached from behind by a scary smiling stranger, who manhandles your… Read More ›
self-improvement -> self-destruction
by elizaligon If your experience has been anything like mine, people have probably put a lot of pressure on you to find something grand to do with your time in isolation, whether that be as simple as self-improvement or as… Read More ›
reflections on bernie
by liamcreaser On Wednesday, Bernie Sanders suspended his presidential campaign. A lot of people around the country felt angry, cheated, or hopeless. There was a palpable feeling of apathy or frustration in online discourse (which has become the primary sphere… Read More ›
vermont: the usa’s tiny white snowglobe
by elizaligon I have lived in Vermont for roughly seven years since I moved from Houston, Texas to Rutland (yeah, “ooooooooof” I know). In my time here, I’ve noticed that Vermonters see themselves as a particularly unique breed, and in many… Read More ›
lego star wars: the complete dilemma
Based on a true story, embellished from a separate friend in a separate quarantine. by kelseydeemer It has been sleeting for two days. No sign of sunshine and no sign of change. We all know the five stages of social… Read More ›
the subletter’s tale
by liamcreaser Before I begin this story of uncomfortable misfortune, I just want to get two things out of the way: (one) I consider myself a pretty good person; I do my best to make sure others are taken care… Read More ›