Dear Catamounts, We are proud to announce the launch of Volume 27 of The Water Tower. It is an honor to join the 27 Club. This Volume will be unlike any Volume before, operating at decibels the population of greater… Read More ›
owen carpenter
the news in brief
school. it’s what’s on the menu The new school year is here! Students drag themselves to lectures and play 2048; professors see the red eyes in the student body; the administration doesn’t listen; freshmen are confused; seniors are disenfranchised. The… Read More ›
uh oh, my ghost is actually god?
by owencarpenter-zehe I first began to feel suspicious of a haunting when objects around the house began to disappear. I’d place my mug on the counter, turn my back, then poof it would be gone. The drawer to my desk… Read More ›
travel destination: waterman cafe
by owencarpenter-zehe Have you ever wanted to sip on an espresso in an Italian piazza, or get a flakey croissant at a French boulangerie, because if you have, the water tower’s travel unit has the spot for you. Tucked away… Read More ›
airports have bars???
by owencarpenter-zehe I have come to a strange realization. There is a specific aspect of common life experience, that I just have not experienced yet; I have never experienced what it’s like to drink at an airport. It took me… Read More ›
air bud to be in fishnets (coming summer 2023)
by owencarpenter-zehe In recent entertainment news Disney recently announced they are bringing back one of their original stars. They are bringing back the OG Basketball playing golden retriever, Air Bud! This time we will be seeing him in a whole… Read More ›
the center of the known universe
by owencarpenter-zehe
billiards: a game for davis center kings
by owencarpenter-zehe You are a man; a man on the taller side of the man spectrum. You have shoulder-length black hair, to accompany your generally dark-colored wardrobe. Usually adorning black pants and if you are feeling you would mix things… Read More ›
a lake of opportunity
by owencarpenter-zehe I WANT TO GAMBLE!!! Let me be more specific, I want to gamble, on a boat. Let me be more specific once more, I want to gamble, but I ONLY want to gamble if it’s on a boat. … Read More ›