By staffitystaff With so much uncertainty on a day like today, we thought it would be a good idea to focus on that which remains certain. And what is more certain, inevitable even, than death? That’s right, to get your… Read More ›
November 3, 2020
here’s how bernie can still win
by nevinbonak Wednesday, January 20, 2021 It’s been a crazy 78 days since the election started on November 3, 2020. With Joe Biden and Donald Trump dying mysterious untimely deaths that very night, only one man was left to pick… Read More ›
new, progressive symptoms of covid-19
by samstillman Covid-19. It’s ruined your travel plans, canceled numerous fancy dinners, and even shut down Disneyland! It seemed like this virus could not get worse, however, if we learned anything in 2020, it’s that hitting rock bottom is just… Read More ›
the moths come out at night
by indridcold Bones. The great equalizer. We all have them. We will not live a moment of our lives where they are not playing some important function for the body. Even in death, they decompose far later than the rest… Read More ›
She (Dolly Parton) Will Always Love You
by kelseydeemer Happy no sun season folks! The time when it’s too cold for autumnal gallivanting but there’s no snow so it’s not winter yet. The sun sets with a quicker swiftness each day and it’s hard to tell when… Read More ›
the tag-loving sadists who live below me
by sophiespencer I’ve met them only once, briefly right when I moved in. I was sitting in the trunk of the CarShare I rented to retrieve a table from the outskirts of conservative Vermont (yikes), when they came out of… Read More ›
annie stevens: learn to speak my love language
by grantwoods In the olden days, the compatibility of a potential relationship was decided mostly by financial or familial means with little emphasis on any love connection. Sometimes, you just married the girl who lived closest to the house in… Read More ›
practice some fucking self control
By thunderfucmclovin To fuck(again) or not to fuck, that is the question. It is derived from the simple fact that college students are incredibly bad at moderation. Whether it is weed, pet rats, or Twitter music trends, we simply do… Read More ›
twilight will save democracy
by sophiewolfe In the year 2008, God’s favorite filmmaker Catherine Hardwicke was brave enough to bring the first Twilight film into the universe, and Robert Pattinson subsequently hung from a tree in the town of Forks, Washington and uttered the… Read More ›
country mouse vs. city mouse – a tale as old as time itself
by katierearden My house has a mouse. His diet consists only of rat food and sometimes Vegetable scraps, like what you would throw into a pot to make homemade broth. His Good Christian Name is Mr. Mouse and he hails… Read More ›