By concernedcitizen The University of Vermont has come under attack, virtually. No, it’s not that Suresh is facing an endless wave of cyber-bullying (although someone should totally start that), but rather that the UVM Health Network’s online systems have become… Read More ›
November 17, 2020
what firepits for?
by staffitystaff In a desperate attempt to make this semester bearable, UVM has decided to spread a litter of firepits in front of the Davis Center. Here is what our staff thought we should use them for: Escape WE As… Read More ›
turning point takes over UVM
By: elizaligon At this point, any staff member of Turning Point should suspect that engagement from a UVM student is probably part of an elaborate prank. One such Turning Point representative (we’ll call him “Don”) was not so wise to… Read More ›
the musktrix
by savinobarile Galactic entrepreneur, lactose intolerant, and owner of the world’s most confusing accent, Elon Musk is a jack of all trades. Although his resume is comprised of such feats as the acceleration of private spaceflight, putting electric cars in… Read More ›
Man vs. Mold: Sparring Spores and Classism
by michaelhaydon The way humans tell our history is often characterized as good versus evil. The bible follows this pattern. Twilight follows this pattern. I think. People who don’t understand that Star Wars is really just about cool flashy lasers… Read More ›
how to conquer the hometown honey
by grantwoods There it is, above her bed, a glossy four by six print of her and her hometown honey, smiling for her mom behind the camera. She has a corsage around her wrist and he is looking you dead… Read More ›
UVM’s extended course catalogue for remote college experience
by annikaringen UVM is… a little different this year, and, especially for those students at home, it is far from an episode of Blue Mountain State. At-home students are missing out on many of the things that make up UVM’s… Read More ›
gloves vs. mittens (foot edition)
by b.s. Having recently given into the societal pressures of wearing socks when it’s below freezing outside, I’ve constructed a comparative analysis of toe socks vs normal socks. The former, like gloves for the feet, the latter like sock puppets… Read More ›
droxxy: sooth your biggest sneezes, and your biggest fears
by katierearden Picture this – it’s the night of your senior prom. You and your bestfriend have fallen out and you’re not #vibing with your competitive group at all. You can’t wait to go off to college in Vermont! People… Read More ›
microwave my nuts
by benduhamel Let’s find out. Here at the water tower we resurrect yourfavorite bits of late 2000s nostalgia because nobody likes deadnostalgia. Today, we’re gonna be digging up the (semi-)popularyoutube series “Is it a good idea to microwave this” byJogWheel…. Read More ›