by matthaverty Monday, October 31st: The city streets are crowded for the holiday, even with the cold. Crime is rampant in this god forsaken city. Underaged drinkers are everywhere, just waiting to buy their rum and cokes and dirty Shirleys…. Read More ›
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politics and potatoes: idaho election newsflash
by danalavender I am, according to my roommate, an “Idahoe”. And while they may be correct (I’m now comfortable showing off my shoulders???), it still stings nonetheless. You see, the problem with you New England Patriots is that you have… Read More ›
uvm faculty exposed for actually being scooby doo villains
by varunvijay In a worrying and disheartening series of events in the past week, multiple UVM professors, teaching assistants, and campus employees have been ex- posed for their true identities – villains from the television series and media franchise Scooby-DooTM®…. Read More ›
no more octobers (ever)!!!
by sophiewolfe Due to extremely poor behavior from the greater human population over the last several years, the Powers That Be (you know the ones) have come to the decision that this October, 2022, will be the last October ever…. Read More ›
president suresh approves new fracking venture
by bemmy The air was crisp Saturday, September 24th on UVM’s Trinity Campus. Known for being “far out,” not only in location but in political ideology, it came as a shock to residents when the excruciatingly loud sound of water… Read More ›
how to prepare for the recession
by savinobarile Warren Buffet is attributed to saying “Every decade or so, dark clouds will fill the economic skies, and they will briefly rain gold.” Well folks, between record set- ting inflation, near total Brandonization, and a mysteriously ruptured natural… Read More ›
harry styles heterosexual mediocrity condemned by queers
by mattmcgotty Through decades of neglect by popular culture, queer people have often turned to those in the media that have a voice to speak for them. From Judy Garland to Lady Gaga, professional Hags have watched over gays like… Read More ›
class of 2026 most diverse in history
by philbern New and returning students began arriving on campus for the Fall 2022 term in early August. UVM continues to see strong enrollment numbers for undergraduates, graduate students, and medical students. The undergraduate Class of 2026 was selected from… Read More ›
party like it’s 1999, instagram like it’s 2011: a britney case study
by mattmcgotty Love or hate them, there is no denying the sheer domination of celebrities in every aspect of our lives. Social Media has only complicated this further, shedding a light, albeit an artificial LED one, in ways that common… Read More ›
admitted students day, or zoo???
by oliviaconti I woke up in my enclosure Friday morning with a pounding headache from the night before and snot running down my face from my spring allergies. I dragged my feet to the bathroom with two different flip flops… Read More ›