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Daylight Savings Time: Time to Boycott Americans are angry and, like, so, so sad after the seasonal loss of daylight, resulting in a nationwide boycott of the time change. “We’re supposedly ‘saving daylight,’ but there are so many more normal… Read More ›

spooks in brief

Big Weekend For Party City Despite being a city of less than 50,000 people, Burlington demolished the stock at Party City. A party City P.R. representative has claimed, “This weekend saved the national company. People bought A LOT of 5ft… Read More ›