By wtseniors After spending years generously entertaining the UVM masses, the senior class of 2022 is departing from the water tower and entertaining new audiences, opportunities, and endeavors. We built a time machine last weekend to interview our future selves. … Read More ›
michael haydon
the santa claus of 4/20
by michaelhaydon Every holiday needs a Santa Claus. This is one of the primary rules of holidays. Christmas of course has the tried and true Kris Kringle, the trendsetting jollyman. Easter has the easter bunny, the fourth of july has… Read More ›
i accidentally married my roommate
by michaelhaydon Growing up, every little boy fantasizes about their perfect wedding (mine will take place in the spring, of course, and it will be a tent wedding in the middle of a big open green field ringed with wildflowers…. Read More ›
Man vs. Mold: Sparring Spores and Classism
by michaelhaydon The way humans tell our history is often characterized as good versus evil. The bible follows this pattern. Twilight follows this pattern. I think. People who don’t understand that Star Wars is really just about cool flashy lasers… Read More ›
An Ode to Porch Season
by michaelhaydon Friends, I have gathered us here today in lament. For what are we lamenting, you might ask. This is an understandable question, but not one I can bear to have any respect for. If you are an off… Read More ›
Your PANTS pants
by michaelhaydon People will often tell you, whether or not you care to listen, about how taking mushrooms “changed their life.” Especially here, at The University of Vermont of all places. I plan to do the same. Picture… Read More ›