By wtseniors After spending years generously entertaining the UVM masses, the senior class of 2022 is departing from the water tower and entertaining new audiences, opportunities, and endeavors. We built a time machine last weekend to interview our future selves. … Read More ›
kelsey deemer
interview w/ the person who has committed all pranks against you
by kelseydeemer As a hostess with the mostess in training I have thrown a few college house parties in my day. And we all know, when you throw a college house party, you will be college house party pranked. In… Read More ›
live from cat pause, it’s and unhinged threat
by kelseydeemer After a 2022 poll of UVM undergraduates found that 20% of students have, at one point or another, committed petty crime at Cat Pause, something had to be done. Provost Patricia A. Prelock took it upon herself to… Read More ›
Shark Shopping for Produce
by kelseydeemer Forbidden from meat he glides over faulty current sensors, pauses, shakes his tail, and proceeds. His choices are presented in order: berries then root vegetables then leafy greens lightly misted with carbon dioxide. He should be good. He… Read More ›
11/10 stars for lunar new year
By kelseydeemer DAVIS CENTER, FOURTH FLOOR — The year has started and it is new. Last Saturday the Asian Student Union hosted a Lunar New Year celebration that knocked our socks clean off. Entirely organized and orchestrated by student leaders,… Read More ›
debate – macklemore downtown?
by kelseydeemer & grantwoods KELSEY: I miss the early teens, Grant. Back when Ugg boots sprung from yoga pants! More than anything, I miss “Downtown” by Macklemore. That has to be my favorite song, ever, maybe. GRANT: Are you kidding… Read More ›
rip to the cyber cafe: gone too soon
by elizaligon & kelseydeemer This year, the first floor of the library has been quiet. A little too quiet. To the juniors and seniors, the first floor has become completely unrecognizable. Ear-numbingly silent, the first floor of the library bears… Read More ›
creatures of catpause
by kelseydeemer Every morning I get up, put on my pants one leg at a time, and putz over to my 7am opening shift at Cat Pause. Fumbling with my keys I sleepily open the kingdom of Yerbas and Slim… Read More ›